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- 我從大學畢業了。
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Customers often share personal experiences while they are shopping at my sister's horse-tack and riding-apparel store. Not surprisingly, safety is a primary concer...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第107期雙語笑話加練習題 強悍的教師
- A school teacher friend of mine injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. On his first day of the term, still with the cast unde...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第106期雙語笑話加練習題 我是警察
- When my husband, Jack, was a police officer, he once approached a home guarded by two ferocious dogs. They lunged at the screen door with such force that it opened, and...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第109期雙語笑話加練習題 我老婆這樣認為
- Reading water meters in an unfamiliar part of town, I came upon a house with no number. Then I noticed an elderly man gardening at the first house on that block.
"Ex...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第108期雙語笑話加練習題 管道修理工
- My daughter Judy, who works for a plumbing company, found herself in need of a plumber at home. When she got to work, she asked that a plumber be sent. For several days...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 什么是成功？
- Success is: At age 4, success is...not peeing your pants. At age 12, success is........having friends. At age 20, success is...........having sex. At age...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第110期雙語笑話加練習題 摔倒的女人
- It was rush hour and I was dashing to a train in New York City's Grand Central Terminal - As I neared the gate, a plump, middle-aged woman sprinted up from behind, l...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 旁觀者等著瞧好戲。
- Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue.The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gigantic Sale!" an...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 這條褲子本來掛在貴店外面
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Jim walked into a store which had a sign outside: "Second-hand clothes bought and sold." He was carrying an old pair of pants and asked the owner of the store, "How mu...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 這個CD唱機能夠播放CD碟
- While shopping for my first CD player, I was able to decipher most of the technicalese on the promotional signs. One designation had me puzzled, though, so I called over a...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 你難道不能表現得象位紳士嗎？
- One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself b...
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- 他們去了許多商店。
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It was winter, and Mrs. Hermann wanted to do a lot of shopping, so she waited until it was Saturday, when her husband was free, and she took him to the shops with her...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 大約值三聲口哨
- I promised my girlfriend a gold necklace for her birthday, but when the jeweler quoted a price for one we liked, I let out a long, low whistle. "And how much are they...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 然后微笑著揮手讓他進去了。
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When I played with a symphony orchestra, our union reached an agreement with a major airline about which instruments we could carry on board, and which had to be ship...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 那你是怎樣到這里來的？
- One winter morning, an employee explained why he had shown up for work 45 minutes late. "It was so slippery out that for every step I took ahead, I slipped back tw...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第111期雙語笑話加練習題 保全面子
- Vacationing in Hawaii, my husband and I went out to dinner one night at one of its finest restaurants - When presented with the check, my husband reached into his pocket...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 以免打擾外面辦公室的人。
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At the radio station where I worked, the manager called me into his office to preview a new sound-effects package we were considering purchasing. He closed the door so...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我明天必須拍一個很大的場景
- A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained. A week later, the...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 希望她能原諒你
- On the way home one night, I spotted some fresh-cut roses outside a florist's shop. After selecting a dozen and entering the shop, I was greeted by a young saleswo...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 你剛才沒有很仔細地看。
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At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer took the stage. A fly was released, and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half. Th...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 哪個傻瓜把公牛放出來了？
- A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast. For several nights the hu...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 所以沒人知道拿破侖病了
- Jack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year, his history professor failed him in his examinations, and he was told that he would have...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 那柑橘汁就損失太多了。
- Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths?Gerald: I'd much rather have the half.Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why.Gerald: Because you lose...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我可以再次使用它
- At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. "Shall I engrave her name on it?" the jeweler asked.The customer thought for a mo...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 因為我對金子過敏
- For months I hinted that I needed a new wedding ring, since I had developed an allergy to gold. On my birthday, while I was gardening, my husband asked me for gift suggestio...
2018-11-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
