我可以再次使用它
At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. "Shall I engrave her name on it?" the jeweler asked.
The customer thought for a moment, and then said, "No-engrave it 'To my one and only love'. That way, if we ever break up, I can use it again."
在一家珠寶店里，一個年輕人買了一個昂貴的紀念品作為禮物給他的女朋友。”要我把她的名字刻在這？”珠寶商問道。顧客想了一會兒，然后說，“不把它給我唯一的愛。這樣，如果我們分手了，我可以再次使用它。”
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