最低分

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　　"Professor， I did the best I could on this test. I really don't think I deserve a zero."

　　"Neither do I. But that's the lowest grade I'm allowed to give."

　　學生：“教授先生，我這次考試已經竭盡全力了。我真的覺得我不應該得零蛋。”

　　老師：“我也是。但是這已經是我能給的最低分了！”

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