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- 再來一瓶白蘭地
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A netpetition whose subject is on giving up drinking is proceeding. One of lecturers says excitedly: " Alcohol can break down conjugal relation, even cause...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我再也不坐你們的破飛機了
- A Boeing 747 was flying in the night sky of the Pacific Ocean. The captain got on the loud speaker:" Travellers, one of our engines was out of order , therefor...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 里面裝有重要文件
- At auction spot, someone has lost a bag, in which has the vital document. The owner says:" Once who picked it up brings it to me, I will take out 200 doll...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 這附近哪兒能買到汽車配件？
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A lorry driver makes inquiry of a mountaineer :" Excuse me, where can I buy the auto accessories (配件,幫兇) in the neighborhood ?" Mountaineer says:...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 那你用什么來盛它呢？
- A young man saw Edison, said : “I wanna(=want to ) develop a sort of all-purpose dissolvent, by which can dissolve（溶解） all materials.” Edison asked...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 一些趣味英語
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Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子會和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能會直接的想到它們倆是...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 讓你兒子靜下來
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In the supermarket was a man pushing a cart which contained a screaming, bellowing baby. The gentleman kept repeating softly, "Don't get excited, Albert; don't sc...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 為什么在布魯明黛
- An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 有三個退休的老人
- Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March day.
One remarked to the other, "Windy, ain't it?"
"No," the second man replied, "It's...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 2014年最新英語笑話：魔鬼的妹夫
- A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 2014年最新英語笑話：最丑的孩子？
- A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."一位女士抱著她的寶寶上公交車，司機看到后說：“額，那是我這輩子見過的最...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 這回他先用假牙。
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A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup. As he watched, the gentleman c...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 你們還有沒有便宜一點兒東西。
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A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from a jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you s...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我想先再瘦15磅再說。
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Two ladies were shopping. When they started to discuss their home lives, one said,
兩個女人逛商場的時候討論起她們的家庭生活，一個說道："Seems like all Alfred and I do is fight....
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 假如生活是一臺電腦
- 那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
lf life were like a computer
假如生活是一臺電腦You could add/remove someone in your life using the control panel. You could put your kids in the r...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 心理醫生
- 那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事Psychiatrist
心理醫生Jerry went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "l've got trouble.Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody un...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 兩個盜賊
- 那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, ¨I hear sirens. Jump！"
兩個盜賊在一家旅館偷東西o第一個說：¨我聽到警報響了，快跳吧！”The second...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 黑暗中寫字
- 那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事A kid asked his dad,"Hey,Pop,can you write in the dark?”
有個孩子問他爸爸：嘿，爸，你能在黑暗中寫字嗎？The dad answered,"Sure. What do you want me to writ...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 得了一個100分
- 那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事A tricky girl said, "Mom,I got a one hundred in school today!
一個狡猾的女孩說："媽媽，我今天在學校得了一個100分！"The mom replied, "Great,SW8etie,tell m...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 已經是總統了
- 那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
A father told his son， "When Lincoln was your age he walked ten miles to school every day."
一個父親告訴他的兒子："當林肯在你這個年紀的時候，他每天走1...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 雙語笑話 教派的領導者
- 那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事A cult leader claimed that he survived on air.
有一個教派的領導者宣稱，他靠空氣就能存活。A doubter said, "I saw you eating French fries at McDonald&#...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 請務必低頭并小心腳下。
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Heard on a public transportation vehicle in Orlando.
"When you exit the bus, please be sure to lower your head and watch your step."
"If you miss your step and hit your he...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 他是一個籃球教練？
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The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.
一位剛剛做完一場有關心理健康講座的心理學指導老師，正在進行一個口頭測試。S...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 這些問題你想過嗎？
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Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? 為什么太陽能把頭發曬淺，卻能把皮膚曬黑？Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?為什么你從來沒見過...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 你從來沒有自己寫過書。
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Author: You can't apprecciate it. You never wrote a book your self.Friend: No, and I never laid an egg, but I'm a better judge of an omelet than my hen in this coun...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
