這附近哪兒能買到汽車配件？
A lorry driver makes inquiry of a mountaineer :" Excuse me, where can I buy the auto accessories (配件,幫兇) in the neighborhood ?"
Mountaineer says:" Some people usually drive heroic car on the road .There is a abrupt turn ahead not far from here, and a clough(峽谷，深谷) just below it, where you can find all kinds of the auto accessories . You will spend no money at all."
一個卡車司機向一山民打聽：“請問，這附近哪兒能買到汽車配件？”
山民說：“這條路上經常有人開英雄車，前面不遠處是個急轉彎，急轉彎的下面就是深谷，那深谷里什么樣的汽車配件都有——根本用不著花錢。”
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