你從來沒有自己寫過書。
Author: You can't apprecciate it. You never wrote a book your self.
Friend: No, and I never laid an egg, but I'm a better judge of an omelet than my hen in this country.
作者：你無法欣賞他，你從來沒有自己寫過書。
朋友：沒寫過，我也從來沒有下過蛋，但是我卻比這個(gè)國家的任何一只母雞更擅長鑒定煎蛋卷。
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