那只不過是我最起碼所能做的事了。
Two old friends were out golfing. As they were preparing to tee off near a road, a funeral
cortege drove by and one of the two friends took off his hat and held it over his heart
until the line of cars had passed.
兩個老朋友出外打高爾夫球，當他們在一處路旁準備開球時，一列出殯送葬車隊恰巧經過那里，其中一
位朋友脫去帽子放在胸前，直到車隊通過后才戴上帽子。
“Well, that was good manners on your part,” said his partner.
“你這樣做實在很有禮貌，”他的同伴說道。
“Oh, it was the least I could do. After all, we would have been married thirty years next
Tuesday.”
“喔，那只不過是我最起碼所能做的事了。畢竟，到下星期二我們結婚就滿三十年了。”
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