我嫁給你的時候可真是個傻子。
Wife:You know,I was a fool when I married you. Husband:Yes,dear,but I was in love and did’t notice. 老婆:知道嗎,我嫁給你的時候可真是個傻子。
老公:是的,親愛的,我當時陷入愛河,沒發現。
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