Problem with gas 放屁的問題
Problem with gas
放屁的問題
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, ¨Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never small and are always silent.
有位小老太太去看醫生，她對醫生說：”醫生，我有愛放屁的毛病。其實也不是大問題，因為我放屁不臭而且沒聲音。
As a matter Of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know l was farting because they don't smell and are silent.” The doctor says, ¨I see, Here's aprescription.
事實上，自從我進了你辦公室后，已經放了至少20個屁了，但是你并不知道對吧，因為我的屁不臭，而且還沒聲音。"醫生說：“好的，我明白了。
Take these piles 3 times a day for seven days and come back to see me next week." The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, ¨I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts…although still silent... stink terribly.
吃這個藥片，一天三次連續吃七天，下星期你再來。一個星期后，老太太來了，¨醫生，你到底給的我什么藥，現在我放屁還是沒聲音。
The doctor says, “Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's start working on your hearing."
但是怎么這么臭"醫生說：太好了!既然你的嗅覺正常了，門開始治聽覺吧。¨
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