英漢雙語笑話：什么是性行為？
a little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him, "daddy, what's sex?"
her father sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees. he tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperms and eggs. he goes on to tell her about puberty, menstruation, erections, wet-dreams...and he thinks, what the hell, and goes on to tell her the works.he covers a wide and varied assortment of sub topics and by the time he's finished, his daughter is somewhat awestruck with this sudden influx of bizarre new knowledge. her father finally asks: "so what did you want to know about sex for?"
"oh, mommy said to tell you lunch would be ready in a couple of secs..."
一個小女孩跑到自家后花園，她的爸爸正在那干活兒，她問，“爸爸，什么是性行為？”
她爸爸讓她坐下，告訴她關于兩性關系的基本常識。他告訴她關于懷孕，性交以及精子和卵子的事。接著又告訴她有關青春期，月經，性夢。。。他想，那是多痛苦的境況。于是他又給她講是如何運作的，他涉及面的非常廣，各主題分門別類，然后一直到他結束。他的女兒對這些突然涌入的奇怪的新知識感到肅然起敬。他的爸爸最后問她：“那么，為什么你想知道關于性的事呢?”
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