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- 第121期雙語笑話加練習題 我要出去
- A bar owner locked up his place at 2 a. m. and went home to sleep. He had been in bed only a few minutes when the phone rang." What time do you open up in the morning ?"...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第122期雙語笑話加練習題 母親的腳
- To prevent our dog, Lacy, from pestering visitors to our house, my mother often massaged her as she lounged beneath the kitchen table, her favorite resting spot. One day...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第123期雙語笑話加練習題 猶如幾個時辰
- As a band instructor at an elementary school, I require my students to turn in practice sheets signed by their parents so I can be sure they are putting in enough time....
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 誰贏了高爾夫球比賽？
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丈夫打完高爾夫球回來，我們四歲的女兒莎拉在門口迎了上去?！鞍职郑l贏了高爾夫球比賽，是你還是理查叔叔？”
“我和理查叔叔打高爾夫球不是為贏，”丈夫推諉說?！拔覀兇蚯蛑皇菫榱撕猛娑?。...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 你是怎樣使你奶奶高興的。
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一個主日學校校(基督教教會為了向兒童灌輸宗教思想, 在星期天開辦的兒童班)的老師在對學生講使別人高興的重要性?！艾F在，孩子們，”她說：“你們當中有誰讓別人高興過？”
“我，老師，”一個小...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 他看見一個軍官向他走過來。
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A big battle was going on during the First World War. Guns were firing, and shells and bullets were flying about everywhere. After an hour of this, one of the soldiers dec...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我將把我的命給你。
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The English author, Richard Savage, was once living inLondon in great poverty. In order to earn a little money he hadwritten the story of his life, but not many copies of...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我總是愛編一些從未發生過的故事。
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One night a hotel caught fire， and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes．
Two men stood outside and looked at the fire．
“Before I came out，” said...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第123期雙語笑話加練習題 聰明狗（1）
- A dog owner claimed that his pet, when given money, would go to the news stall to buy a paper. His friend insisted on a demonstration and handed the dog some money - The...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第125期雙語笑話加練習題 驚喜
- A friend of mine had been wanting new kitchen cabinets for a long time, but her husband insisted they were an extravagance. She went to visit her mother for two weeks, a...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第126期雙語笑話加練習題 你活不成了
- Gravely ill, a man went to the doctor with his wife. After the examination the physician motioned for the wife to meet him in the hallway.
"Your husband is very sick...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第127期雙語笑話加練習題 富有挑戰性的搜尋
- A woman answered her front door and found two boys holding a list. "Lady," one of them explained, "we are on a treasure hunt, and we need three grains of wheat, a pork-c...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第128期雙語笑話加練習題 標題是什么
- When a man in Macon, Ga. , came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands. A reporter saw the incident, co...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第129期雙語笑話加練習題 誰的狗最聰明
- Four friends were arguing over whose dog was the smartest. The first man, an engineer, called to his dog, "T Square, show your stuff. " The dog trotted over to a desk, p...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第130期雙語笑話加練習題 窗簾掛于何處
- A drill sergeant ordered two young female recruits to paint a room in the barracks, stressing that they not get any paint on their uniforms. Doubtful they could avoid ru...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 那樣我就可以每天換一個了。
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妻子和丈夫談話，他一天到晚總是看報紙，妻子抱怨說：我要是報紙就好了，那樣我就可以天天在你手里了。
丈夫說我也希望那樣，那樣我就可以每天換一個了。
Wife talking to her husband，who...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- something you got to know
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Dear white, something you got to know
親愛的白種人，有幾件事你必須知道。
When I was born, I was black.
當我出生時，我是黑色的
When I grow up, I am black.
我長大了，我是黑色...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 麥爾斯有時在上班時間去理發館理發
- Miles sometime went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut. But this was against the office rules: clerks had to have their hair cut in their own ti...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 可是你正踩著我的腳呀！
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Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet. Patient: I know, but you are standing on my foot!
牙醫：請你不要再喊了！我還沒碰你的牙呢。病人：我知道，可...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我們的剎車不好
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Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over."Why on earth were you driving so fast?" the policeman yelled."Our brakes are no good, so we want...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 水的分子式是什么？
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Teacher: What the chemical formula for water is the? Blonde: HIJKLMNO!! Teacher: What are you talking about? Blonde: Yesterday you said its H to O! 老師：水的分子式是什么？ 花...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我想看看一些真正便宜的東西。
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After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. “How about some perfume？”he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a $50.00...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第131期雙語笑話加練習題 兩張電影票
- A young man was in love with a girl. At one weekend, he invited his girlfriend to the cinema. When they were at the ticket box, the young man said to the ticket seller...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第132期雙語笑話加練習題 放在地板上
- My 16-year-old son, Jeff, is a boy any parent would be proud of --until you see the floor of his room, covered with layers of clothes, magazines and sports equipment.
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2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第133期雙語笑話加練習題 地圖的引力
- Mr. Smith taught English at a school .At the beginning of his lesson, he liked to have one of his students give a report on any subject. When it was Jack's turn, he...
2018-11-29 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
