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- 你的船靠岸時(shí)開得有多快？
- A guy I know was towing his boat home from a fishing trip to Lake Huron when his car broke down. He didn't have his cell phone with him, but he thought maybe he might...
2018-11-29 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 可老鼠都是假想的呀
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Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top. " What's in your box?" asked the friend. "A cat," answered...
2018-11-29 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 一個(gè)比一個(gè)效率高.
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Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins...
2018-11-29 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 你還是讓我試試讓世界和平吧。
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Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
有一次上帝來(lái)到我面前答應(yīng)了我一個(gè)愿望。我說(shuō)我要世界和平。“那是不...
2018-11-29 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 我不可能每天都喝那么多
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A male crab met a female crab and asked her to marry him. She noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways. Wow, she thought, this crab is really special. I ca...
2018-11-29 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 我替你抱著你的猴子。
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."
一位女士抱著她的寶寶上公交車，司機(jī)看到后說(shuō)：“額，那是我這輩子見過的...
2018-11-29 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 我的湯里有一只死蒼蠅．
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Mr Smith: Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup.Waiter: Yes, sir, I know---it's the heat that kills it.史密斯先生：服務(wù)員，我的湯里有一只死蒼蠅． 服務(wù)員：是的，先生，我知...
2018-11-29 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 該是我們?cè)谶@里坐這么久把它們磨掉了吧
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The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a babo...
2018-11-29 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 第112期雙語(yǔ)笑話加練習(xí)題 庸醫(yī)（1）
- A man walked into a doctor's examining room. "Put out your tongue," the doctor said. The man put out his tongue and the doctor said. "0. K. You can put your t...
2018-11-29 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 第113期雙語(yǔ)笑話加練習(xí)題 工作技巧（1）
- Vacationing on the island of Oahu, we were waiting in our tour bus for some stragglers to show up. A man, obviously not with our group, approached the bus and was about...
2018-11-29 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 第114期雙語(yǔ)笑話加練習(xí)題 奇猜異想（1）
- Our physics professor was struggling to draw the class into discussion of Archimede's principle of water displacement. He told us that Archimede noticed that when he g...
2018-11-29 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 第115期雙語(yǔ)笑話加練習(xí)題 說(shuō)不的男子（1）
- A friend of mine noticed a man staggering about in the Times Square subway station. A well-dressed Wall Street type, his coat was unbuttoned, a briefcase dangled from hi...
2018-11-29 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 第116期雙語(yǔ)笑話加練習(xí)題 蝸牛的故事
- When a snail crossed the road, he was run over by a turtle. Regaining consciousness in the emergency room, he was asked what caused the accident. "I really can't...
2018-11-29 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 第117期雙語(yǔ)笑話加練習(xí)題 我剛咬破自己的舌頭
- "Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother. "Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?" "Cause I've just bitten my tongue! "Notes: (1) poisonous...
2018-11-29 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 第118期雙語(yǔ)笑話加練習(xí)題 咖啡問題
- A man was at the doctor's office. "Every time I drink a cup of coffee, Doctor, I have a stabbing pain in my right eye. What should I do?" he asked . "Take the spo...
2018-11-29 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 誰(shuí)是第一個(gè)男人？
- A teacher said to her class: "Who was the first man?" “George Washington," a little boy shouted promptly. "How do you make out that George Washington was the...
2018-11-29 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 安靜,醫(yī)生比你懂得多
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A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was
brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing
up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that
he is very ill." "I am a...
2018-11-29 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。
- Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please...
2018-11-29 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 每天仍有許多人停下來(lái)
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Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city.
Everyday, thousands of people passed his door, and
a lot of them stopped and asked him, "What's the
time, please?" Afte...
2018-11-29 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 我可以將我單簧管帶上飛機(jī)嗎？
- 我在一個(gè)交響樂團(tuán)演奏時(shí)，我們樂團(tuán)與一家大航空公司達(dá)成協(xié)議，哪些樂器可以帶上飛機(jī)，哪些樂器要作為行李托運(yùn)。一個(gè)大提琴手驚愕地發(fā)現(xiàn)他那精致、昂貴的木質(zhì)樂器竟要托運(yùn)，經(jīng)受行李艙內(nèi)的低溫以...
2018-11-29 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 研究生們則把我說(shuō)的話記在筆記本上。”
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“研究生班和本科生很容易就能區(qū)別開來(lái)，”在洛杉磯加利福利亞州立大學(xué)給我們研究生上工程學(xué)課的老師如此說(shuō)。“我說(shuō)‘下午好’，本科生們回答說(shuō)‘下午好’。研究生們則把我說(shuō)的話記在筆記...
2018-11-29 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 那小女孩依然盯著他看
- 某人舉辦一場(chǎng)宴會(huì)招待他的同事，包括他的老板。
吃飯的時(shí)候，男主人的3歲小女兒目不轉(zhuǎn)睛地盯著對(duì)面她父親的老板看，甚至沒有吃東西。
老板先檢查了領(lǐng)事，然后抹抹臉上看有沒有食物，再整整頭發(fā)。...
2018-11-29 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 你把你哥哥牽得這么緊干什么？
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一個(gè)小男孩牽著頭驢子穿過部隊(duì)營(yíng)房。兩名士兵想跟小家伙開個(gè)玩笑：“小孩，你把你哥哥牽得這么緊干什么？”
“這樣，他就不會(huì)去參軍了。”小家伙眼都不眨地回答道。
A small boy leading a donk...
2018-11-29 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 第119期雙語(yǔ)笑話加練習(xí)題 我晚飯后從不工作
- A penny-pinching farmer didn't want his hired hand to stop working. One morning, he told the farmhand, "It's such a nuisance to come in from the field,, wash up...
2018-11-29 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事 -
- 第120期雙語(yǔ)笑話加練習(xí)題 鳥窩與頭發(fā)
- My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom.
"What kind of bird?" my sist...
2018-11-29 英語(yǔ)笑話_英文笑話_英語(yǔ)幽默小故事
