我的湯里有一只死蒼蠅．
Mr Smith: Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup.
Waiter: Yes, sir, I know---it's the heat that kills it.
史密斯先生：服務員，我的湯里有一只死蒼蠅．
服務員：是的，先生，我知道了，它是被燙死的．
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