那我要是再切兩次我能得到什么呢
Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get?Tommy: Quarters.Teacher: And then if I cut it twice again?Tommy: Hamburger.
老師：如果我把一塊牛排切成兩半的兩半，我能得到幾塊兒？湯米：四塊。
老師：那我要是再切兩次，我能得到什么呢？湯米：漢堡。
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