雙語爆笑 米奇拒絕吃藥
Mickey refused to take the medicine, so his mother swashed him and said, "Hurry to take it down, or I'll call the police."
米奇拒絕吃藥,于是他的媽媽嚇唬他說:“趕快吃下去,不然我就去叫警察。”
"Does the police like to take the medicine, mama?" Mickey asked curiously.
“媽媽,警察喜歡吃藥嗎?”米奇好奇地問道。
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