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- Money Talks
- A group from Chicago spent a weekend gambling in Las Vegas. One of the men on that trip won $100,000. He didn't want anyone to know about it, so he decided not to return with the others, but t...
2018-12-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- A Visit From St. Nicholas For Readers In Their 23rd Year Of Schooling
- 'Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the annual yuletide celebration, and throughout our place of residence, kinetic activity was not in evidence among the possessors of...
2018-12-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- The Irish Are Professional Drinkers
- An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar...
2018-12-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 黑人給白人的一封信
- Dear white, something you got to know 親愛的白種人，有幾件事你必須知道。 When I was born, I was black. 當我出生時，我是黑色的 When I grow up, I am black. 我長大了，我是黑色的 When...
2018-12-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 最有出息的兒子
- 在某個家庭聚會中，有四個信天主教的主婦在一起聊八卦。聊呀聊，她們就聊到自己的兒子。 主婦A說：「我的兒子是Priest(神父)，當他走進大廳時，人們都叫他Father(父親)。」 主婦B說：「哼！那沒什么，我的兒子是Bishop...
2018-12-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- what's puberty
- One evening, in the midst of dinner preparation, our 10-year-old daughter asked, "Mommy, what's puberty?" My wife was rushed at the moment, so she suggested that Peggy look up the word in the...
2018-12-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Fishing license
- Two boys were fishing at a pond. All of a sudden, the game warden jumped out of the bushes. Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and ran quickly into the woods. The game warden ran afte...
2018-12-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 約會
- Dating for Mother When the young waitress in the café in Tom's building started waving hello everyday. Tom was flattered, for she was at least 15 years younger than he. One day she waved a...
2018-12-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 太遠了
- It's too far（太遠了） My mother often feeds pigeons in the park near her home in Portland, Maine. One day, as she fed the growing flock surrounding her, a man came over to her.'While you're fe...
2018-12-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 理所當然
- Taken for Granted THE SCHOOL HEALTH FORMS had been distributed to the students with an error――the word "Sex" had been spelled with an "o". One mother, filling out the form for her son, wrote...
2018-12-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 邏輯推理
- Logic Reasoning A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic. "Here is the situation," she said. "a man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses...
2018-12-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 瞌睡者
- A Heavy Sleeper The preacher was vexed because a certain member of his congregation always fell asleep during the sermon. As the man was snoring in the front row one Sunday, the preacher det...
2018-12-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 只剩一個引擎
- One Engine Left A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with t...
2018-12-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Raffle Ticket
- A woman comes home from work wearing a new gold necklace. “Where did you get that necklace?” her husband asks.“I won it in a raffle at work,” she replies. “Now go prepare my bath.”The next d...
2018-12-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 你停止打你老婆了嗎？
- This story is told of a browbeating counsel，who habitually endeavored to terrorize his opponent's witnesses． One witness rather tended to preface his replies with lengthy explanations． “I want‘yes...
2018-12-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 額外退休金
- The Navy decides to offer early-retirement bonuses to its personnel. The rule is that a volunteer picks two spots on his body and gets $1,000 for every inch in between.One officer asks to be measu...
2018-12-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 亞歷山大大帝 Alexander the Great
- Alexander the Great Landon had made an unsuccessful attempt at the recitation， and the doctor， somewhat nettled， said：Landon， you dont seem to be getting on very fast in this subject. You seem to la...
2018-12-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Excuse for speeding
- A cop pulled a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asked for the driver's license， the driver argued， “Speeding？ But officer， I was only trying to keep a safe distance between my car and th...
2018-12-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 蘇格拉底的啟示
- By all means marry， if you get a good wife， you‘ll be happy， if you get a bad one， you’ll become a philosopher ―― Socrates 務必要結婚，娶個好女人，你會很快樂，娶個壞女人，你會成為哲學家（蘇格拉底的老...
2018-12-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 也許有人愛上你的笑容:英文愛情10句箴言
- 1） I love you not because of who you are， but because of who I am when I am with you. 我愛你，不是因為你是一個怎樣的人，而是因為我喜歡與你在一起時的感覺。 2） No man or woman is worth your tears...
2018-12-06 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 口香糖和安全套-Chewing Gum
- A gum-chewing （嚼口香糖的）American and a Frenchman are sitting together in a restaurant. The American feel really proud to be an American, so he starts a conversation. He asks the Frenchman...
2018-12-05 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 你想用什么來補你的牙齒呢？
- A little boy was taken to the dentist. It was discovered that he had a cavity （洞，空穴）that would have to be filled. "Now, young man," asked the dentist, "what kind of filling would you like f...
2018-12-05 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 讓別人高興
- A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she，"has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?" "Please，teacher,"said a small b...
2018-12-05 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- A Gentleman紳士
- Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt's house to play while she went to the big city to buy some new clothes. The child...
2018-12-05 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 兩個瘋子的對話
- Late one night at the insane asylum (瘋人院）one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!" Another one said, "How do you know?" The first inmate said, "God told me!" Just then, a voice from anot...
2018-12-05 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
