兩個(gè)瘋子的對(duì)話
Late one night at the insane asylum (瘋?cè)嗽海﹐ne inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!"
Another one said, "How do you know?"
The first inmate said, "God told me!"
Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!"
Notes:
Looney (俚語(yǔ)）瘋子
insane asylum (瘋?cè)嗽海?/p>
inmate （n.同住者, 同室者(特指在醫(yī)院、監(jiān)獄)）
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