初學者愛上英語幽默小笑話39：誰更丑?（中英）
4.Who Is Uglier?
誰更丑?
Abraham Lincoln's ability to laugh at himself sustained him through his many adversities. One example he often recalled was the time when an ugly man thrust a revolver in his face. Lincoln tried to remain calm, asking the man what he wanted. The man replied, holding the gun to Lincoln's head, "Some years ago I swore that if I ever came across an uglier man than myself, I'd shoot him on the spot."
亞伯拉罕·林肯自我解嘲的才智幫助他度過了許多災難。他經?；叵肫鹨粋€例子，一次一個丑陋的男子用一把左輪手槍頂在了他的臉上。林肯努力保持鎮靜，問那人想要什么。那人用槍指著他的頭，回答說:“多年前我發過誓，如果見到一個比我還丑的人，我就當場擊斃他。”
Relief crossed Lincoln's face and he lost all his tension and anxiety. "Shoot me," he said to the stranger, "for if I am an uglier man than you, I don't want to live."
一絲欣慰掠過林肯的面龐，他的緊張和焦慮一掃而光。“開槍吧，”他對那個陌生人說，“因為要是我比你還丑，我就不想活了。”
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