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- This dog is acting bad
- While waiting for a bus, the blind man's dog decided to go to the bathroom all over the blind man's legs. A passerby commented to the blind man, "What! That dog just went to the bathroom al...
2018-12-08 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- A guide to walking tigers
- Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they purr like a freight train going by. You find this out by taking one for a walk. To take a tiger for a walk, you first need a...
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- Question and answer animal jokes6
- Q: Diner: I can't eat this chicken. Call the manager. A: Waiter: It's no use. He can't eat it either. Q: Which side of a chicken has the most feathers? A: The outside. Q: What do y...
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- The plumber has arrived
- A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went; no plumber; eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, one o'clock; no plumber. She concluded he wa...
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- Impressing the others
- A young Air Force 2nd Lieutenant had just arrived at Misawa AFB in Japan. He'd been given a beautiful renovated office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw an enlist...
2018-12-08 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- New weapon Chicken Gun
- Flash - New Weapon in America's Arsenal - Dubbed 'The Chicken Gun' Senate majority leader Howard H. Baker Jr., expressed astonishment to the Senate, over recent news accounts of an Air Forc...
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- Change your course now
- This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. Radio conversation released by the Chief...
2018-12-08 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Physical training job
- The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers. "I want every man to lie on his back, put his legs in the air and move them as though he were riding a bicycle," he expl...
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- Discuss track types
- Three Marines were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first Marine said "those are deer tracks." The second Marine said "No, those are elk tracks." Th...
2018-12-08 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- New submarine Ensign
- The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he'd dreamed of working since a young boy. He was trying to impress the Master Chief with his expertise learned in Submarine School. The Master...
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- Misunderstanding terms
- One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don't speak the same language. For example, if you told Navy personnel to "secure a building," they would turn off the li...
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- Landing at a hidden military base
- You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51?" Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surpr...
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- Fishing on the lake
- A famous admiral and an equally famous general were fishing together when a sudden squall came up. When it died down both eminent warriors were struggling helplessly in the water. The admir...
2018-12-08 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Soldier stands guard
- A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear. No car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield. A big Army car came up with a general seated in...
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- Become more effective
- The unit engineer had just finished a talk on introducing mechanization in fatigue details. A sergeant reported thoughtfully: "Sir, I just discovered something that does the work of fifty men....
2018-12-08 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Lease nuclear weapons
- Lease a Nuke! Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events? Want to be on CNN every night? Tired of hum-drum conventional warfare and messy bio-chemical weapons? Wan...
2018-12-08 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Painting shows it all
- At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. "What a great realist that painter is!" he exclaimed. "What painter?" "The one that painted this picture 'Soldi...
2018-12-08 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Army needs new recruits
- Top Ways The Army Is Trying To Boost Recruiting 8. Military transport flights now earn you Delta frequent flier miles 7. Where else can you shoot guns and get awakened in the middle of t...
2018-12-08 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- An inferiority complex
- Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: "I have an inferiority complex." "Nothing I can do for you", said the doc. "In the Army privates don't have an inferiority complex……...
2018-12-08 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Choose a punishment
- Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence. "You can take your choice, private - one month's restriction or twenty day's pay," said the officer. "All right, sir," s...
2018-12-08 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Submarine humor & fun
- Submarines are safer than airplanes. Proof in the fact is there are more airplanes in the water than submarines in the air! Response from a junior (very junior) sonar watchstander "Sonar...
2018-12-08 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Female Rules
- 1. PMS is every woman's perogative. It is always a good enough excuse for anything, and take advantage of it whenever possible. 2. Don't be afraid to gossip. It is your responsibility to ma...
2018-12-08 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Military traditions
- Top Holiday Traditions In The Military 9. Gluing Santa beard to your gas mask 8. Roasting chestnuts with an M4-A3 flamethrower 7. Draw up list of who's naughty, who's nice and who can...
2018-12-08 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Tribute to the Marines
- A tribute to the United States Marine Corps and the reasons why they are superior to the many organizations of the world . . . * United States Marine Corps Birthday: 10 NOVEMBER 1775 * 1...
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- Reward these soldiers for their work
- A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their country in the Falkland Island Crisis. Upon returning to England from the South American island, three soldiers that had di...
2018-12-08 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
