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Painting shows it all

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  At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture.

  "What a great realist that painter is!" he exclaimed.

  "What painter?"

  "The one that painted this picture 'Soldiers at Work'."

  "Yes, hut something is wrong there. Those soldiers aren't working at all!"

  "That is just the greatest stroke of realism in the picture!"

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