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- Who is busy？
- It was half-past eight in the morning. The telephone bell rang and Mary went to answer it. “Hullo, who's that:”she asked? “It's me――Peter.” Peter was a friend of Mary's eight-ye...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Rich driver
- Two rich ladies were sharing a taxi and talking about the high cost of going anywhere by taxi. One of the ladies said,“Taxis are terribly expensive these days. The owners get a lot of mone...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Reason of late
- The teacher asked Tom: "Why did you come to school so late this morning?" "Someone lost one Yuan." answered Tom. "Oh, now I know, you helped him find the money," the teacher said. "No...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Thank you
- Doctor: Please open your mouth, madam. Lady: Thank you very much, doctor. Doctor: Why do you thank me? Lady: Because my husband always asked me to shut up. 多謝你 醫生:請打開你...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Wash your face
- Teacher: David, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning? David: What was it? Teacher: Eggs. David: Wrong, teacher. That was yesterday. 洗你...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Knows the future
- Nasreddin was cutting a branch of a tree in his garden. While he was sawing, another man passed in the street. He stopped and said,“Excuse me, but if you continue to saw that branch like that...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Fresh milk
- Fresh milkCustomer: I wonder if this milk is fresh. Waiter: Fresh? Three hours ago it was GRASS 新鮮牛奶 客戶:我想知道這牛奶是否新鮮。 侍者:新鮮的?在三個小時以前它是草 A noteI w...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- A big head
- "All the kids make fun of me," the boy cried to his mother. "They say I have a big head." "Don't listen to them," his mother consoled. "You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- When was Rome built
- Teacher: When was Rome built? Tom: At night. Teacher: Who told you that? Tom: You did. You said Rome wasn't built in a day. 羅馬是什么時候建成的？ 教師：羅馬是什么時候建成的？ 湯姆...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- No Cavities
- A smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit, "Hey mom, the says I have no cavities. " His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised,“It‘s impossible ――you never brush your teet...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- How much does it cost？
- On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the f...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Homework
- Teacher: I'm able to read one of the essays you did for homework, but the other one is written very poorly. Student: Yes, sir - my mother is a much better writer than my father. 家庭作業...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- The Crowded Store
- It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale (and some advertising in the local paper) were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8:30, the store's opening time, in front of t...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 有沒有干酪
- if they had any cheese A mouse went into a store and asked the clerk if they had any cheese, the clerk said no and the mouse left an hour later the mouse came back and asked agian do you ha...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- It will kill them
- It will kill them I went to the super market to buy some insecticide."Is this any good for beetles?" I asked the shop assistant. "No,"he replied."It will kill them." 它將會殺他們 ...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Speech impediment
- Speech impediment Over drinks one afternoon a buddy of mine and I were discussing former "loves". I told him that I once a girl long ago because she had a seemingly incurable speech impedim...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- The Swimmer
- The teacher told the class the story of a man who swam a river three times before breakfast. Johnny laughed. "Do you doubt that a good swimmer could do that?" asked the teacher. "No,...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Half or Five Tenths?
- Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths? Gerald: I'd much rather have the half. Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why. Gerald: Because you lose too muc...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- A Brain Transplant
- The Brain Surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant. "You have your choice of two brains," he told the patient, "For $1000 you can have the brain of a psychologist, or for $10,000 you...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Who's That Dog?
- There was a hound dog laying in the yard and an old geezer in overalls was sitting on the porch. ''Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?'' a tourist asked. The old man his newspa...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Mask
- Jim: My aunt was very embarrassed when she was asked to take off her mask at the party. ary: Why was that? Jim: She wasn't wearing one. 面具 我的姑媽，當她在一個聚會上被邀請放下面具...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Isn't it wonderful?
- "What are you so happy about?"a woman asked the 98-year-old man. "I broke a mirror," he replied. "But that means seven years of bad luck." "I know." he said, beaming,"Isn't it wonderf...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- beg on her knees
- Two men were talking at the office rest room. One was telling the other about a fight he had with his wife.“ In the end,” he said, “ I had her begging on her knees.” “What did she say?...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Big hands
- Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have? Student: Big hands. 大手 老師：如果我左手上有7個桔子，右手上有8個桔子。那么我有什么？ 學生：...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- No gray hair
- We were all tired after a difficult faculty meeting. The dean chairing it complained, "Have you noticed all these gray hairs I've been getting? Do you realize that when I took this job four ye...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
