Who's That Dog?
There was a hound dog laying in the yard and an old geezer in overalls was sitting on the porch. ''Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?'' a tourist asked. The old man his newspaper and replied, ''Nope.'' As soon as the tourist stepped out of his car, the dog began snarling and growling, and then attacked both his arms and legs. As the tourist flailed around in the dust, he yelled, ''I thought you said your dog didn't bite!'' The old man muttered, ''Ain't my dog.''
那一只狗是誰?
一只獵犬正趴在院子里，一個老頭正坐在門廊上。''對不起,先生,你的狗咬人嗎?''一個旅游者問。老人把頭從報紙上移開回答說,''不.''旅游者一走出他的車,狗開始吼叫,然后咬了他的手和腳。旅游者近用連迦打著狗,他大叫,''你不是說你的狗不咬人么!''老人喃喃自語,''那不是我的狗.''
NOTE:
hound n.獵犬
looked up over 把眼睛從….上越過去看
As soon as 一…就…
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