beg on her knees
Two men were talking at the office rest room. One was telling the other about a fight he had with his wife.“ In the end,” he said, “ I had her begging on her knees.”
“What did she say?” asked the coworker.
“She told me to come out from under the bed.”
打架
兩個男士正在他們的辦公室里談?wù)撘恍┦虑椤Ｒ粋€說起了他和他妻子的打架，他說：“最后，我讓她跪到了地上乞求。”
“她說什么？”他的同事問。
她對我說：“出來，從床底下給我出來！”
NOTE
beg on one's knees 跪到了地上乞求
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