我的下頦就滿是長胡須茬
I decided to grow a beard, and within two weeks my chin was covered with a long stubble. One day, crossing the street, I noticed that the driver of a car stopped at the walkway was an attractive young woman. Our eyes met; hers grew wider as she leaned over to lock the passengerside door.
I went home and shaved.
我決定蓄須，于是不到三個星期，我的下頦就滿是長胡須茬。一天過馬路時，我注意到一輛車停在人行道上，開車的是一位迷人的年輕女郎。我們的目光相遇了；她的眼睛睜大了，側過身鎖上了靠近人行道一邊的車門。
我回到家，剃光了胡須。
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