笑話習(xí)題簿11.1.28

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                A newspaper once carried an editorial which stated bluntly that half the city council were crooks. Under penalty of arrest, the editor issued following retraction: "HALF THE CITY COUNCIL AREN'T CROOKS."
   一次，一份報(bào)紙刊登了一篇社論，直接指出市議會(huì)里有一半人是騙子。在被罰以拘留后，編輯發(fā)表了以下聲明：“市議會(huì)里有一半人不是騙子。”
練習(xí):
你看出笑點(diǎn)了么？
答案：
編輯也會(huì)被拘留的。

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