外國(guó)最新英語(yǔ)幽默笑話精粹101：速度限制(中英)
The British RAF base where I was stationed as part of a contingent of USAF personnel had one narrow road winding through the crowded residential area. After a rash of minor vehicle pedestrian accidents, the USAF commander decided to reduce the speed limit to three m. p. h.
我作為美國(guó)空軍特遣部隊(duì)的一員駐扎在英國(guó)皇家空軍某基地，那里有一條狹窄的馬路蜿蜒穿過(guò)擁擠的居民區(qū)。因?yàn)槎啻纬霈F(xiàn)汽車(chē)撞傷行人一類(lèi)不甚嚴(yán)重的車(chē)禍，美國(guó)空軍司令決定將車(chē)速限制在每小時(shí)三英里。
Shortly after the new limit was posted, an MP sergeant issued a speeding citation to a jeep driver for going five m. p. h. I was curious to know how the MP had determined the jeep's speed so exactly. "I was jogging to get to the PX before it closed,” he explained, "and as I passed the jeep, I noticed that the speedometer read five m. p. h.”
新的車(chē)速限制公布后不久，一名憲兵中士因一名吉普車(chē)司機(jī)開(kāi)車(chē)時(shí)速達(dá)每小時(shí)五英里而給他開(kāi)了一張超速傳票。我很想知道憲兵是怎樣如此精確地知道那輛吉普車(chē)的速度的。“我溜達(dá)著要在郵局關(guān)門(mén)之前到達(dá)那里，”他解釋說(shuō)，“當(dāng)我超過(guò)吉普車(chē)時(shí)，我注意到計(jì)速器指向了每小時(shí)五英里。”
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