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- 哪一個女人
- Which woman？ One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall. On my return， I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally entered the...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 醫生住在樓下
- The doctor lives downstairs “Doctor，” she said loudly， bouncing into the room， “I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me.” He surveyed her from head to foot. “Madam，” he said at...
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- 可是老師哭了
- But the teacher cried The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it， but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything， he either cried or t...
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- 精明的家庭主婦
- A Smart Housewife. A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning. She was very excited， and said： “That'll be terrific！ S...
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- 只算現金和信用卡
- Only cash and credit cards When a man called a motel and asked how much they charged for a room， the clerk told him that the rates depend on room size and number of people. “ Do you...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 狗也知道這個諺語嗎？
- Does the dog know the proverb， too？ The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog. “It's all right，” said a gentleman， “don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb： Barking dogs...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 父親在哪兒？
- Where is the father？ Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings. “Look，” said the elder brother. “How nice these paintings are！” “Yes，” said the younger， “but in all thes...
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- 是燈光吸引了他們？
- Do you think it's the light that's attracting them？ Mike and his pregnant wife live on a farm in a rural area in the west of England. No running water， no electricity， etc. One night， Mikes' wi...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 可憐的丈夫
- The poor husband “You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife，” the man complained to his friend. “She asks me a question， then answers it herself， and after that she...
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- 我沒有睡著
- I Wasn't Asleep When a group of women got on the car， every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep， and fearing he might miss his stop， he nudged him a...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 幽默的英語電話留言
- 中國家庭并不常用電話答錄機（Answering Machine),但在北美家庭，幾乎家家都用。外來電話撥入時，若該電話號碼的主人不在，就會讓撥入者聽到一段留言，這叫Answer。絕大多數的Answer都是千篇一律的：說明主人不在，請撥入...
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- 好消息和壞消息
- An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display. "I've got good news and bad news," the owner replied. " The good news is that a gentlema...
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- Coincidence
- Coincidence A woman was singing. One of the guests turned to a man by his side and criticized the singer. "What a terrible voice!" he said. "Do you know who she is?" "Yes," was the an...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Two Hearts Beating
- Nurse: How do you feel after your operation? Patient: Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me. Nurse: No wonder the doctor who operated on you was looking for his wat...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- A perfect son
- A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn‘t. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn‘t. B: Does he ever come home late? A: No, he doesn‘t. B: I gue...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Ashamed Soldier
- Peter joined the army when he was eighteen, and for several months he was taught how to be a good soldier. He did quite well in everything except shooting. One day he and his friends were prac...
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- Friend for Dinne
- "Honey," said the husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel l...
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- I Lost
- It was at a five o‘clock tea． A young man came to the hostess to apologize for his lateness． “So good of you to come， Mr．Jones，and where is your brother？” “You see we're very busy in the o...
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- 小雞怎樣事先鉆進蛋殼里
- One day, a teacher took his pupils to a chicken farm to pay a visit. When they came near the incubator, chick just got out of its egg shell. 一天，老師帶學生到養雞場參觀，當他們走近孵化器時，剛好...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Father's Things
- When Tom Howard was seventeen years old he was as tall as his father, so he began to borrow Mr. Howard's clothes when he wanted to go out with his friends in the evening. Mr. Howard did not...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Patience
- Angler: You've been watching me for three hours now. Why don't you try yourself? Onlooker: I haven't got the patience. 耐 性 垂釣者：你已經盯著看了三個小時了，你干嘛不自己親自釣呢？ 旁觀...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Things Have Been Okay
- A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him. Then one morning at breakfas...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- As strong as youth
- Some of Nasreddin‘s old friends were talking about the young people in their town. They all agreed that old people were wiser than young people. Then one of the old men said,“But young men a...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 一語雙關的幽默
- 英語中有好多一語雙關的幽默句子，現在為大家摘錄一些常用幽默迷你句型，以供參考。 Money is not everything. There's Mastercard and Visa. 鈔票不是萬能的，畢竟有時還需要信用卡。 One should love a...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 一封搞笑的英文情書
- 喜歡上王小姐后，決定要給她寫一封情書，這封情書一定要不落俗套?？嗨贾拢|發了靈感，現在賣餅干說是賣克力架，做網站的想辦法上納斯達克，那我也走國際路線，寫封英文情書，扯著虎皮拉大旗，顯示一下自己的才華吧。 De...
2018-12-07 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
