The Crowded Store
It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale (and some advertising in the local paper) were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8:30, the store's opening time, in front of the store.
A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back, amid loud and colorful curse. On the man's second attempt, he was punched square in the jaw, and knocked around a bit, and then thrown at the end of the line again.
As he got up, he said to the person at the end of the line,“ That does it! If they hit me one more time, I won't open the store!"
擁擠的商店
一天，一個(gè)商店降價(jià)大甩賣(mài)。人們?cè)陂_(kāi)店之前就排在了商店門(mén)前，排成了很長(zhǎng)的一隊(duì)。一個(gè)身材矮小的人推擠著想到隊(duì)伍的前面，但被推了回來(lái)，而且被咒罵著插隊(duì)。那個(gè)人又一次努力往前擠，但是又被擠到了最后面，而且下巴被重重的碰了幾下，他對(duì)最后一個(gè)人說(shuō)：“如果他們?cè)俅芜@樣對(duì)我，我就不去開(kāi)商店門(mén)了！！！”
NOTE
pushed his way to 往某處擠過(guò)去
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