對“年輕者”的忠告

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　　Advice for “Kid”

　　A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65， never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is n their 70s， 80s， or 90s. So when something has to be moved， lifted or loaded， they yell，“Get the kid.”

　　忠告“年輕者”

　　這里想對將要退休者提一點忠告。如果你只有65歲的話，

　　千萬別進退休社區。因為那里人人都七八十歲或者八九十歲了。每當要搬東西，抬東西或者裝東西時，他們就叫喊，“讓小的干吧?！?/p>

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