The Grand Tour
The Grand Tour
Samuel。Boyce
Quoth his heir to Sir John
“I‘d to travel begone，
Like others， the world for to see.”
Quoth Sir John to his heir，
“Prithee， novice，forbear，
For I‘d not have the wo rld to see thee.”
教育旅行
塞繆爾 玻伊斯
約翰爵士的繼承人對他說
“我想要出去旅行，
像別人一樣，為了看世界。”
約翰爵士對他的繼承人說，
“請你，初學(xué)者，且忍耐，
因為我不愿意讓世界看你。”
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