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- 經典幽默故事 四
- New Discovery（新發現） A hillbilly was visiting the big city for the first time. Entering an office building， he saw a pudgy older woman step into a small room. The doors closed， lights flashed，...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 經典幽默故事 五
- First Flight（第一次坐飛機） Mr. Johnson had never been up in an aerophane before and he had read a lot about air accidents， so one day when a friend offered to take him for a ride in his own sm...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 趣味英語短片閱讀
- Belling the cat Long ago， there was a big cat in the house. He caught many mice while they were stealing food. One day the mice had a meeting to talk about the way to deal with their comm...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Three guys bet
- Three guys were in a bar and they were all pretty smashed. The first guy said， “I bet that if I had one more beer， I could fly！” The other guys bought their friend another drink. After the firs...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- I love three....
- I love three things：the sun ，the moon and you ； the sun for the day ； the moon for the night ； and you for ever .更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續關注 英語作文大全...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 黃健翔激情解說版1
- “Penalty！ Penalty！ Penalty！” he screamed. “Grosso's done it， Grosso's done it！ ” “The great Italian left back！ He succeeded in the glorious traditions of Italy！ Facchetti， Cabrini and Maldini，...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 武功名稱英語新解
- 沖靈劍法 GG and MM ''s soul sword （GG和MM的靈魂之劍 ，聽起來好像很熟悉 ） 九陽神功 nine man''s power （九個男子的力量） 九陰真經 nine woman''story （九個女人的故事） 九陰白骨爪 nine woman catch a...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- plug and play
- 海濱浴場上，許多妙齡少女穿著某公司的廣告衫信步漫游。只見廣告衫的胸前印著“pentium inside”（奔騰的心），短褲上印著“plug and play ” （即插即用）。更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續關注...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- One is almost about to die
- As he lay on his deathbed， the man confided to his wife， “I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was work...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語作文做法一絕
- 高中的時候 很多學校都有各種各樣的模擬考 有一個人 他的英語很爛很爛 一次英文模擬考 作文題目是“A Dog” 結果那個人就這樣寫―― One day I see a dog. I said“Hi！” Dog sa...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Yo mama so fat...
- her nickname is “DAMN” she eats Wheat Thicks. people jog around her for exercise. she went to the movies and sat next to everyone. she has been declared a natural habitat for Con...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Phrase Translations
- Are you harboring a fugitive？ Hu Yu Hai Ding？ See me A.S.A.P. - Kum Hia Nao Stupid Man - Dum Gai Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni Your price is too high?。?！ - No Bai Dam Thing??！ Did you go to...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 江青回見外賓
- 江青回見外賓，找了一個翻譯。要求他要嚴格安她的意思翻，不許走樣?！ ⊥赓e一見到江青，立馬拍馬屁：“Miss Jiang， you are very beautiful”?！ 》g照翻，江青心花怒放，嘴上還要謙虛一下：“哪里，哪里”?！ 》g不...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- say sorry
- Dad ： “Son， how can you call your aunt stupid？ Go and say sorry to her“ Son ： （goes over to the aunt） “Aunt， I am sorry you are stupid. '更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 一個前臺小姐的超強暴笑八級英語
- 昨天來了個老外，進到辦公室，前臺小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戲，只有自己比較清閑，面帶微笑的： 前臺小姐：“hello.” 老外：“hi.” 前臺小姐：“you have what thing？” 老外：“can you speak english？” 前...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- The Baby Quiz
- Q： I m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move？ A： With any luck， right after he finishes college. Q： How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu？ A： If it s the f...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- sandwiches
- There is this guy and this girl and they want to have sex. So they go to the girls house and before entering the girl stops the guy and says. “My little sister sleeps on the bottom bunk o...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- sorry sorry sorry……
- 某人刻苦學習英語，終有小成?！ ∫蝗丈辖植簧髋c一老外相撞，忙說：I am sorry. 老外應道：I am sorry too. 某人聽后又道：I am sorry three. 老外不解，問：What are you sorry for？ 某人無奈，道：I am sorry fi...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 2 dumb fishermen
- 2 dumb fishermen decided to rent a boat on a lake for their favorite sport. After fishing for 4 hours at various places around the lake with no luck at all they decided to try one more spot before...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Lightning
- Lightning Teacher： Why is it said that lightning never strikes the same place twice？ Roy： Because after it's struck once the same place isn't there any more！ 閃電 老師：為什么說閃電從來...
2018-12-09 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Who’s this?
- A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his years and neither of them had ever been married.一個害羞的男人深深地愛上了一個女人，但是由于他太害羞了，多年...
2018-12-09 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- What is intelligence?
- Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, "Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?"一個非常炎熱的夏日，兩...
2018-12-09 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Second Floor or Fourth Floor?
- A morning of two months ago, one beautiful girl entered the elevator after me. The air became aromatic. I saw that she pressed the number 2, and then pressed number 4.兩個月前的一個早晨，一位漂亮的...
2018-12-09 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 世界各地的蹩腳英語
- 我曾寫過一個帖子，介紹北京市內的蹩腳英語。昨天劉鋼網友給我發郵件，說這種蹩腳英語，其實世界各地都能看到，有些甚至比我國的更可笑。劉鋼網友還告訴我一個網址，上面有網站主人收集的世界各地的蹩腳英語，通常是公共...
2018-12-09 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Acronym Overuse
- A woman hails a cab in NYC， jumps in and says to the cabbie. “T.G.I.F.” The cabbie just shrugs his shoulders and says， “Huh？” She repeats， “T.G.I.F.” The cabbie thinks about that fo...
2018-12-09 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
