Second Floor or Fourth Floor?
A morning of two months ago, one beautiful girl entered the elevator after me. The air became aromatic. I saw that she pressed the number 2, and then pressed number 4.
兩個月前的一個早晨，一位漂亮的女孩跟著我進了電梯，帶進一股香味。我看到她按下了2號鍵，然后由按下了4號鍵。
The elevator was ascending, and stopped at the second floor, but the girl did not walk out of the elevator. The door of the elevator was closed and continued ascending. Soon, the elevator was stopped at the fourth floor. But, the beautiful girl, still not move.
電梯上升著，在第二層停了下來。但是那個女孩并未走出電梯。門關了，電梯繼續向上運行。很快地，電梯停在了第四層。但那個漂亮的女孩仍站著不動。
I was surprised with it, and said: "Hi, you have missed the floor". But, the girl looked at me and said: "I am going to the twenty four floor.
對此我很是驚訝，對她說：“您好，您錯過了您要到的樓層。”她瞅了瞅我，說：“我要去的是24層。”
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