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- 與您相識 深感壓抑
- 剛來澳洲時，學習英文，經常因為混淆的詞或概念鬧大笑話，下面是親身經歷的幾例： 一、chicken與kitchen友人在某餐館做廚房下手，被洋朋友問及其工作時，答曰：“chicken hand”（雞手），弄得洋朋友莫名其妙，比劃了半天才明白...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Speeding
- Traveling salesmen make their living visiting as many customers as possible. So speeding to get from one appointment to the next is not unheard-of. Which is how I got pulled over by a highway...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 一份搞笑英語簡歷
- Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 鈔票不是萬能的，有時還需要信用卡。 One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃。 Love the neigh...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 存心抬杠呢吧
- Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 鈔票不是萬能的，有時還需要信用卡。 One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃。 Love the neigh...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 為什么受傷的卻是我？
- 留學回家，一天我正在看碟，女友又捧了本書進來，說道：給我講講這幾句話什么意思。 女友：這個“i don't know.”是什么意思？ 我說：“我不知道” 女友：你留學了幾年，你怎么什么都不知道！！ 我說：不是！就是“我不知...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 全球漢語考試全真模擬試題
- 給外國人的中文卷 英美高中通用第一階段綜合素質驗收高一中文試卷（時間：120分鐘 總分：150分） 一、聽力部分聽下面兩段獨白，每段獨白后有幾個小題，從題中所給的A，B，C三個選項中，選出一個最佳選項，并標在試卷的相應位...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 讓王子吐血不止的公主
- 從前有一個王子被巫婆詛咒了，他每年只能說一個單詞。但是，這個單詞是可以累積的，就是說如果他第一年不說那么第二年就可以說兩個詞，以此類推。 有一天，王子遇到了一個美麗的公主，他深深地愛上了她，他想娶她為妻。...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Who Should Be Given the Gift?
- father of five children came home with a toy，summoned his children and asked which one of them should be given the present，"Who is the most obedient，never talks back to Mother and does everything...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 想好好笑一下嗎？
- 學習英語語法及詞匯已經不容易，要試著理解英語俚語更有點不可思議。一些俚語很難理解，一些更似乎不知所云。以下就有五條有趣的英語俚語你可以在日常生活中使用。只要小心正確使用就行！ “I‘m happy as a cl...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Camera
- On our way to a wedding in Vermont， my husband and I realized we had forgotten our camera. We stopped at a general store and， hoping to purchase a cheap， disposable model. Sal asked the owner， "Do...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英語笑話8則
- 英語和漢語一樣，都具有豐富多彩的表達方式；從英語笑話中體會英語語言的精華，也是寓教于樂，輕松學習英語的好辦法，現摘錄關于夫妻的英語笑話八則，以饗讀者。 JOKE 1 Wife talking to her husband （who reads newsp...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Rest in Peace安息吧
- A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card； it said "Rest in Peace"....
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- The Oil Painting畫像
- An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the the artist……"Paint me with diamond earrings， a diamond necklace， emerald bracelets（綠寶石手鐲）， a ruby（紅寶石） broach， and gold Ro...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- The Grounded Conductor 未來的接班人
- Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad， and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector decides to give Tom a pop quiz， asking， "What would you do i...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Little Old Lady
- A young man was walking through a super market to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him. "Pardon me，" she said. "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel unc...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- The Blue Suit藍色上衣
- A woman went into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband's funeral. She told the director that she wanted her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit. He asked， "Wouldn't it just...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我的女友
- A guy was dating a girl named Lorraine. He knew that Lorraine was the ONE. She had all the qualities that he wanted in a woman. She was smart， funny， and beautiful. Then one day in the video sto...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 它們是為喪禮準備的
- An elderly man was at home， dying in bed. He smelled the aroma of his favourite chocolate chip cookies baking. He wanted one last cookie before he died. He fell out of bed， crawled to the landin...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Be good for nothing
- A little boy says to his mother， "Mom， I'll be good for a dollar" The motherreplies， "I shouldn't have to pay you to be good， you should be good all thetime" The little boy says， "OK Mom， I'll...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Work Problem
- Employee： The stress my boss puts me under is killing me. I have migraines（偏頭疼）， my blood pressure is going through the roof， I can't sleep at night， I just found out that I have an ulcer（潰瘍）， and...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Musician jokes
- Q： How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb？ A： Twenty. 1 to do it and the other 19 to stand around and say， "I can do that！" Q： What do you get if Bach falls off a horse， but has...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Wonderful Weekend...
- A man and a woman walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive store. "Show the lady your finest mink！" the fellow exclaims. So the owner of the shop goes in back and comes out with an absolutely gorge...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Flute jokes
- Q： What's the definition of a minor second？ A： Two flutes playing a unison. Flute players spend half their time tuning their instrument and the other half playing out of tune. Q： Why do l...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Accordion jokes
- An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats. Q： What is the definition of an optimist？ A： An accordion player with a pager. Q： What is the difference between an Uzi and an accordion？ A： The Uz...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Drum jokes
- Q： Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses？ A： So they don't disgrace themselves at the parade. Q： How do you know if there is a percussionist at the door？ A： The knocking...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
