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- Amish and An Elevator
- An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw， but especially by two shiny， silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The...
2018-12-09 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Are You Kidding?
- Reaching the end of a job interview， the Human Resources Person asked a young Engineer fresh out of MIT， “And what starting salary were you looking for？” The Engineer said， “In the neighborh...
2018-12-09 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- At the Wedding
- Attending a wedding for the first time， a little girl whispered to her mother， “Why is the bride dressed in white？” “Because white is the color of happiness， and today is the happiest day of he...
2018-12-09 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Bad Attitude Parrot
- David received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and terrible vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives were， to say...
2018-12-09 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Bad News, Good News, Greate News
- The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident， he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen at his door. “We're sorry to call on you at this hour， Mr. Wilkens， but we have some i...
2018-12-09 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Baseball in Heaven
- Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America. Their entire adult lives， Bob and Earl discussed baseball history in the winter， and they pored over every box score...
2018-12-09 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Bigot On the Loose
- A man of Polish ancestry walked up to the counter and asked for a Polish Meatball Sandwich.The man at the counter said， “What a Pollack.” The Polish man said，“I resent that. If a Jew came...
2018-12-09 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Bill Gates Met St. Peter
- Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory， being sized up by St. Peter. “Well， Bill， I'm really confused on this call； I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell...
2018-12-09 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Black & White
- Two lifelong friends had a running argument. The black friend would argue that God was black， and the white friend would disagree and say that God was white. One day， they decided to go fishi...
2018-12-09 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Borderline Genius
- A chemist， a biologist and an electrical engineer were on death row waiting to go in the electric chair. The chemist was brought forward first. “Do you have anything you want to say？” as...
2018-12-09 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Bribery
- At the height of a political corruption trial， the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. “Isn't it true，” he bellowed， “that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case？” The...
2018-12-09 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Broken Finger
- A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain. “Where are you hurting？” asked the doctor. “You have to help me， I hurt all over”， said the woman. “What do you mean， all over？”...
2018-12-09 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Buying Grades
- A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. T...
2018-12-09 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Cakes and Ale
- Here is a true story someone found regarding exams at Cambridge University. It seems that during an examination one day a bright young student popped up and asked the proctor to bring him Cake...
2018-12-09 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Car Troubles
- WIFE： “There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.” HUSBAND： “Water in the carburetor？ That's ridiculous.” WIFE： “I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.” ...
2018-12-09 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Career Path
- A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train， and the Rabbi leans over and asks， “So how high can you advance in your organization？” The Priest says “If I am lucky， I guess I could...
2018-12-09 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Chainsaw
- An Mid-Westener walks into a hardware store and asks for a chain saw that will cut 6 trees in one hour. The salesman recommends the top of the line model. The Mid-Westener is suitably impre...
2018-12-09 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Choked
- A highly timid little man， Casper Milquetoast， ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx and clearing his throat asked， “Um， err， which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied outside to the parking...
2018-12-09 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Clean Bible Humor
- This door-to-door entrepreneur became rather bored with his job of selling Bibles， so he decided to become a boss， hiring three people to sell Bibles for him. He interviewed three people. The fi...
2018-12-09 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Close Examination
- A： In this scene， a lawyer cross examines a doctor about a victim's death. Q： “Doctor， before you performed the autopsy， did you check for a pulse？” A： “No” Q： “Did you check for breathi...
2018-12-09 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Confession
- It was about a month ago when a Dutchman in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess， so he went to his Priest.“Forgive me Father， for I have sinned. During WWll， I hid a Jewish man in my attic.”“...
2018-12-09 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Confidence Runneth Over
- At a recent software engineering management course in the U.S.， the participants were given an awkward question to answer. “If you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that your team of...
2018-12-09 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Conversions
- A Jewish man moves into a Catholic neighborhood. Every Friday the Catholics go crazy because， while they're morosely eating fish， the Jew is outside barbecuing steaks. So the Catholics work on t...
2018-12-09 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Courage
- Army， Air Force， and Marine Generals were standing in front of a rappelling tower with a Navy Admiral. The Air Force General says to the others， “My men are the most courageous of the Armed F...
2018-12-09 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Deduction
- Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had gone to bed and were lying there looking up at the sky. Holmes said， “Watson， look up. What do you see？ “Wel...
2018-12-09 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
