經(jīng)典幽默故事 四
New Discovery（新發(fā)現(xiàn)）
A hillbilly was visiting the big city for the first time. Entering an office building， he saw a pudgy older woman step into a small room. The doors closed， lights flashed， and after a while the door slid open and a beautiful young model stepped off the elevator.
Blinking in amazement， the hillbilly drawled， "I should have brought my wife！"
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一個(gè)鄉(xiāng)下人第一次到大城市游逛。他走進(jìn)一座大樓，看見(jiàn)一個(gè)歲數(shù)很大的矮胖女人邁進(jìn)一個(gè)小房間。房間的門(mén)隨后關(guān)上，有幾個(gè)燈在閃亮。一會(huì)兒，門(mén)開(kāi)了，電梯里走出一位年青漂亮的女模特。
鄉(xiāng)下人驚奇地眨著眼睛，慢吞吞地說(shuō)：“我應(yīng)該把我的老婆帶來(lái)！”
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