美國老外打碎中國碗后

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爆笑英語：ten dollar 美國老外打碎中國碗后

有一戶華人在美國開了一家中國餐廳，爸爸管賬，兒子跑堂，媽媽掌廚。

一天，餐廳里來了一個老外。兒子見他一個人用餐，就向他推薦了一碗牛肉面。沒想到熱騰騰的面燙了老外的嘴，碗也被打碎了。

媽媽在廚房聽到動靜，高聲問道：“怎么了？”

兒子答道：“碗打了。”

老外一聽“one dollar”，以為讓他賠錢，于是連忙拿出了1美元。

媽媽又跑出來問：“誰打的？”

老外一聽“three dollar”，又掏出了2美元添上。

兒子指著老外答道：“他打的。”

老外再一聽“ten dollar”，嚇得不敢再久留，扔下補上的7美元，沖出了餐廳。

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