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- 車禍
- A woman and a man are involved in a car accident； it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished（破壞；損壞） but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl（爬；爬行） out of thei...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Dear God
- A little boy wanted '100.00 very badly and prayed（祈禱） for weeks， but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the '100.00. When the postal authorities received the...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 火車票
- An accountant and engineering convention was being held. On the train to the convention， there were both accounting and engineering majors. Each of the engineering majors had his/her own train...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 不要擔心遲到
- Mr. and Mrs. Wilson and their children were going to begin their vacation one day， and they had to be at the airport at eleven-forty AM. "It'll take us half an hour to get there in the taxi，" Mr...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Difficult Husband
- Mrs. Jones was still cleaning the house when her husband came back from work. She was wearing dirty， old clothes and no stockings， her hair was not tidy， she had dust on her face， and she looked d...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 不要緊
- Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school， I made a right turn at a red light when it was prohibited. "Uh-oh，" I said， realizing my mistake. "I just made an illegal turn." "I guess it's all r...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 如此賺錢
- Mother had decided to trim her household budget wherever possible， so instead of having a dress dry-cleaned she washed it by hand. Proud of her savings， she boasted to my father， "Just think， Fred...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Beyond Tolerance
- The doorbell rang and Mrs. Carson opened the front door. Her heart sank when she saw Mrs. Burbidge. Whenever Mrs. Burbidge called， she stayed for hours and hours. "Good afternoon， Mrs. Carson...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 你自已先準備好吧
- A story around campus has it that a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading： "Mom - flunked all courses. Kicked out of school. Prepare Pop." Two days later he received a response...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 美德
- Many years after receiving my graduate degree， I returned to the State University of New York at Binghamton as a faculty member（大學教學人員）。 One day in a crowded elevator， someone remarked on i...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- New Year Resolution
- Hoping to excite student interest in our reading center， I asked each teacher to write a New Year's resolution on a special form and send it to me. After I posted the resolutions on the bulleti...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 不用找零了
- One sweltering（酷熱的） day， I was scooping ice cream into cones and told my four children they could "buy" a cone from me for a hug. Almost immediately， the kids lined up to make their purchases....
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- 這就是原因
- Jimmy started painting when he was three years old， and when he was five； he was already very good at it. He painted many beautiful and interesting pictures， and people paid a lot of money for th...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 浪費還是節約
- Father： Oh， Jack， you have slept away the whole morning. Don't you know you are wasting time？ Jack： Yes， Dad. But I've saved you a meal， haven't I？ 父親：噢，杰克，你又睡了一上午。難道你不知道你這是在...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 關于婚姻的笑話
- To those who are married and who are reluctant to get married―― #CASE 1 Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want， then when you see what the o...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 擁擠的商店
- It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale （and some advertising in the local paper） were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8：30， the store's opening time， in front of the st...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 早晚的事
- A thief with a long record was brought before the judge. Judge： Have you ever stolen things？ Thief： Oh， now and then. Judge： And where have you stolen these things？ Thief： Oh， here and the...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 可憐的蟲子
- Farmer Jones picked a big red apple and handed it to the boy saying， "Watch out for worms." "When I eat apples，" replied the boy， "the worms have to watch out for themselves."更多 英語笑話、英...
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- 蹩腳的的駕駛員
- There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says， "Herman， be careful！ I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving t...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 失去理智的反對者
- While making a long， dull speech， a politician received a great deal of heckling（詰問） from the gallery. Secondly， someone threw a cabbage onto the stage. "Ladies and gentlemen，" said the politician...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 他為什么沒走
- There was a meeting with a large number of people. At first the speaker was very interesting， but as time went on， he became very boring. Finally when he was through， there was only one man sitti...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 游泳者
- The teacher told the class the story of a man who swam a river three times before breakfast. Johnny laughed. "Do you doubt that a good swimmer could do that？" asked the teacher. "No， si...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我在談一筆很大的生意
- A young business man had just started his business， and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there， he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy， the businessman picked up the ph...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 賭
- “ I want you to help me stop my son gambling. ” an anxious father said to his boy's principal. “ I don't know where he gets it from， but it's bet， bet， bet. ” “ Leave it to me， ” said the...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 金魚
- Stan： I won 92 goldfish. Fred： Where are you going to keep them？ Stan： In the bathroom . Fred： But what will you do when you want to take a bath？ Stan： Blindfold them！ 斯丹：我贏了 92 條...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
