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- Double Seventh Festival
- 農歷七月初七，俗稱“七夕節”，又有說法是“乞巧節”或“女兒節”。 這是中國傳統節日中最浪漫的一個。盡管“七夕”的各種傳統活動已經消失，但牛郎和織女的浪漫傳說卻一直流傳到現在。 Long long ago, the...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我還不認識她呢
- A couple（一對夫婦） walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench， passionately（動情地） kissing. "Why don't you do that？" said the wife. "Honey，" replied her husband， "I do...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 士兵的高招
- 導讀： 乘飛機旅行時，你想找一位美麗的姑娘作伴，該怎么做呢？請看一看這個士兵的高招吧！ Mr. Robinson had to travel somewhere on business， and as he was in a hurry， he decided to go by air. He liked si...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 其余的事由我負責
- A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door， talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage. "Come on， miss！" he...
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- 鑰匙還是接吻
- 導讀： 一個諧音字鬧出的笑話。 A friend of mine was giving an English lesson to a class of adult who had recently come to live in the United States. After placing quite a number of everyday...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 了不起的收稅官
- Little Johnny was playing with his father's wallet when he accidently swallowed a quarter. He went crying to him mum， choking on the quarter. They took him to a doctor， who said that the quarter...
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- 真正的導盲犬
- A blind man walked into a bank with his seeing-eye dog（導盲犬） that guided him everywhere. He walked into the center of the bank floor， took the dog by the chain， and started swinging him around h...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 比富
- A Russian， a Cuban， an American businessman and an American lawyer were on a train traveling Europe. The Russian took out a large bottle of vodka（伏特加）， poured each of his companions a drink and...
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- 青蛙的夢想
- A small frog goes to a fortune teller and asks if he is gonna meet a young girl. The teller tells him， “ Yes， you are.” The frog replies， “Where？ In a bar or at a party？” The teller sa...
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- 報復
- A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back， and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round-trip（往返旅行） ticket ―― If...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 胡蘿卜
- How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight？ Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses？更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續關注 英語作文大全幽默 笑話...
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- 爬光柱
- Two Canadian guys， Mike and Rob were on the roof， laying tile（鋪設瓦片）， when a sudden gust of wind came and knocked down their ladder. "I have an idea，" said Mike. "We'll throw you down， and then...
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- 超級推銷員
- A young guy from Virginia moves to California and goes to a big department store looking for a job. The manager says， "Do you have any sales experience？" The kid says， "Yeah， I was a salesma...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 鱷魚皮鞋
- A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way（非常地）， but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors w...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 蘋果和蟲子
- What did the apple say to the worm？ You're boring me. 雙關語：bore （v.使煩擾， 鉆孔）更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續關注 英語作文大全幽默 笑話...
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- Mother Not Knowing How to Raise Children
- “Mommy has no idea how to raise children，” said Dingding to his father. “How can you say such a thing？” replied the father. “Well， Mommy always sends me to bed at night when I'm not sl...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- A Sense of Achievement
- “Are the slimming exercises doing you any good？” a man asked his beer-bellied（啤酒肚） colleague. “Can you touch your toes now？” “No， I can't touch them，” the other replied， “but I'm beginni...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 還有一些沒剪完
- Bill Jenkins worked in a big office in the city， and he often went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut. This was against the rules since clerks had to have their hair cut...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 不尋常的愛好
- Alice lived in the country， but one year she decided to visit the capital city to do some shopping and to go sight-seeing. She stayed at a hotel beside the central market. She had seldom been t...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Did You Know Him?
- At a dinner party in the home of friends， our host mentioned his high school alma mater（母校）。 One of the guests asked him if he had been a student there at the same time as a particular vice pr...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 兒子的禮物
- Three sons left home， went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together， they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother. The first said， "I built a big house...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Frenchmen
- Three guys， an Englishman， a Frenchman and an American are walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish， " sa...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 沒有耳朵
- There was a man who was in a horrible accident， and was injured. But the only permanent damage he suffered was the amputation（切除；截肢） of both of his ears. As a result of this "unusual" handicap...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- An APB On God
- A couple had two little boys， ages eight and ten， who were excessively mischievous. The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be confident that if any mischief occurred...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Typical Lawyer
- A dog ran into a butcher（屠夫；賣肉者） shop and grabbed（抓取） a roast（烤肉） off the counter. Fortunately， the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his. The neighbor happened to be a...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
