不要緊
Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it was prohibited. "Uh-oh," I said, realizing my mistake. "I just made an illegal turn."
"I guess it's all right." my daughter replied, "The police car behind us did the same thing."
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