每日一笑：Why is he crying？ (6.25)
Mum: Why are you crying?
Tommy: I cleaned the bird cage and the canary disappeared.
Mum: How did you clean it?
Tommy: With a vacuum cleaner, Mum.
他為什么哭？
媽媽：你為什么哭??？
湯米：我剛才打掃鳥籠來著，金絲雀不見了。
媽媽：你怎么打掃的鳥籠？
湯米：用吸塵器，媽媽。
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