我想我是一只雞
I think that I'm a chicken
Psychiatrist: What's your problem?
Patient: I think I'm a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?
Patient: Ever since I was an egg!
精神病醫師:你哪里不舒服?
病人:我認為我是一只雞。
精神病醫師:這種情況從什么時候開始的?
病人:從我還是一只蛋的時候開始。
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