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- 我們的尾巴
- The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he：“Let me ask the evolutionist a question ―― if we had tails like a baboon, where are they？...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 日常英語十六條
- 1. we two who and who？ 咱倆誰跟誰阿 2. how are you ？ how old are you？ 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ 3. you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不鳥我，我也不鳥你 4. you have seed I will give yo...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 泡吧男女經(jīng)典對話
- 經(jīng)典對話一： 男：Can I buy you a drink？（我可以為你買一杯飲料嗎？） 女：Actually I'd rather have the money.（不必，我我寧愿留下那些錢。 ） 經(jīng)典對話二： 男：Can I have your name？（直譯：我能有你的名字嗎？） ...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 無害的螞蟻
- A medical student doing a rotation in toxicology at a poison control center told this story to his local newspaper. “Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little da...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 問題廣告鬧笑話
- 千萬不要以為這些是笑話！它們可是美國分類廣告中的真實語言。這些句子要不是語言模棱兩可，可以這樣理解，也可以那樣理解；要不就是印錯或使用錯了單詞，造成了歧義。看來美國人還真是挺幽默的啊！ 語意摸棱兩可型 ...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 歌德的容忍
- Goethe was once strolling on a narrow path in a park in Weimar. As luck would have it, he met with a critic who was hostile to him. Both of them stopped, staring at each other. Then the critic...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 成功法則
- young doctor： Well, Dad, now that I'm hanging out my shingle, can you give me some rules for success？ Father： Always write your prescriptions illegibly and your bills very plainly. 年...
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- 英文幽默二則
- She Didn“t Say Anything A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the room. Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then complete silen...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 給妻子的玫瑰
- Roses for My Wife On the way home one night, I spotted some fresh-cut roses outside a florist's shop. After selecting a dozen and entering the shop, I was greeted by a young saleswoman. ...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 你認(rèn)識他嗎？
- Did You Know Him？ At a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his highschool alma mater. One of the guests asked him if he had been a student there at the same time as a par...
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- 答問技巧 Response Ability
- Response Ability An Ogden, Iowa, minister was matching coins with a member of his congregation for a cup of coffee. When asked if that didn't constitute gambling, the minister replied, “It...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 豬還是女巫 Pig or Witch
- Pig or Witch A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells “PIG！！” The man i...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 鏡子上的口紅印
- According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington DC was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it o...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 女孩是魔鬼的證明過程
- Proof that Girls are evil 1： First we state that girls require money and time Girls = Time x Money 2： And we all know： time is money Girls = Money x Money = Money ^2 3： And because...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 控制女人的男人
- Two Lines In Heaven Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the...
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- Be responsible
- Employer： In this job we need someone who is responsible. Applicant： I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.更多 英語笑話、英語小笑...
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- I want it to be a surprise
- Lady： I'd like to buy a sweater for my dog. Clerk： What size？ Lady： I have no idea. Clerk： Well, why don't you bring in the dog and try one on？ Lady： Oh, I can't do that. I want it to be...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Not a dancer
- A lady went to a pet shop to buy a parakeet. She asked the clerk for a bird that could sing. The man sold her a parakeet, and she took it home. There, she examined the bird and found out it had a...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 從一個西方笑話談起
- 我同事的兒子小徐剛才給我發(fā)來一個英文笑話，他告訴我，這個笑話是他在國外一個著名幽默網(wǎng)站上看到的，內(nèi)容不多，文字也很淺顯，但看了好幾遍，就是沒看懂，所以他想請我看一看，然后告訴他這個笑話究竟是想說什么？于是我把這...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Keys和Kiss
- One day,Mr.Yushuki saw a English student take the class keys,So he said：“Give me the Keys！” This Student was surprise,and she kissed the Mr.Yushuki. 注：Key的發(fā)音是/ki：/；而Kiss的發(fā)音是/kis/....
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- One dollar
- The teacher asked, “If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have？” Vincent raised his hand and answered, “One dollar.” The teacher shoo...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 憎恨女孩
- Hating Girls Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous78 face and figure of Demi Moore appeared on the screen. “If I ever stop hating girls,” said one to the other, “I think I'll stop...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 簡短英語笑話二則
- 一、 Customer： Give me a hot dog. Waiter： With pleasure. Customer： No, with mustard. 顧客：來個熱狗。 侍者：很高興。 顧客：不要，加上芥末。 （注：英語中with pleasure是“很高興”的意思。...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 你要的是臺電視機
- Bertha was a very pretty girl. Quite a lot of young men wanted to marry her, but she was not satisfied with any of them.One day, one of the young men came to visit her and asked her to become his...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 你的鐘準(zhǔn)嗎
- Stupid Question Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city. Everyday, thousands of people passed his door, and a lot of them stopped and asked him, “What's the time, please？” After a f...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
