你要的是臺電視機
Bertha was a very pretty girl. Quite a lot of young men wanted to marry her, but she was not satisfied with any of them.
One day, one of the young men came to visit her and asked her to become his wife. She answered, "No, John, I won't marry you. I want to marry a man who is famous, who can play music m sing and dance very well, who can tell interesting stories, who does not smoke or drink , who stays at home in the evenings and who stops talking when I'm tired of listening."
The young man got up, took his coat and went to the door, but before he left the house, he turned and said to Bertha, "It isn't a man you're looking for. It's a television set."
你要的是臺電視機
伯莎是個非常漂亮的姑娘。許多年輕男子都想要娶她，但他對它們卻都不滿意。
有一天，一個年輕人來拜訪她，并請求她做他的妻子。她回答說：“不行，約翰，我不想嫁給你，我要嫁給一個有名的人。他會彈奏樂曲，能歌善舞，會講有趣的故事。他不抽煙也不喝酒，每天晚上都呆在家里，當我不想聽時他就停止說話。”
年輕人站起身，拿起他的外衣朝門走去，但在離開房間以前，他轉身對伯莎說：“你要的不是一個男人，而是一臺電視機。”
英語 幽默 笑話
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