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- 英文笑話:Oral B
- A young fellow was about to be married and was asking his is grandfather about sex. He asked how often you should have it. His grandfather told him that when you first get married， you want it...
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- 英文笑話:Misc Jokes .
- A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later received in the mail a ticket for $40 and a photo of his car...
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- 英文笑話:A Cigars and Insurance
- A Charlotte， NC， man having purchased a case of very rare， very expensive cigars insured them against fire among other things. Within a month， having smoked his entire stockpile of cigars and with...
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- 英文笑話:Light Bulb Joke
- Just to give you the hang of it…… How many Irish does it take to screw in a light bulb？ Five. One stands on top the table holding the bulb， the other four rotates the table. How many Chi...
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- 英文笑話:Misc Jokes
- A newly married man asked his wife， " Would u have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune？" "Honey，" the woman replied sweetly ，" I'd have married u NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE...
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- 英文笑話:F.U.C.K.
- In ancient England people could not have sex unless they had consent of the king （unless they were in the Royal Family ）。 When people wanted to have a baby， they had to get the consent of the ki...
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- 英文笑話:Husband and Wife.
- Joke：Husband and Wife. A man wants to have a WIFE because she can make his life： W Wonderful I Interesting F Fascinating E Extraordinary But a woman will have to be care...
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- 英文笑話:The Shredder
- A young executive was leaving the office at 6 p.m. when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. "Listen，" said the CEO， "this is a very sensitive a...
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- 英文笑話:Airhead
- An airhead goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with the basics. "So， Miss， can you tell us your age， please？" The airhead counts carefully on her fingers for half a mi...
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- 英文笑話:Oatmeal
- A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife， "Just think， honey， we've been married for 50 years." "Yea...
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- 英文笑話:Alligator
- A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I will open this alligator's mouth a...
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- 英文笑話:She choked
- A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for several years. On this visit， he decides to rub her left breast instead of just talking to her. On doing this， she let...
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- 英文笑話:Pickle Slicer
- Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick hi...
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- 英文笑話:Dentist Appointment
- One night， as a couple lays down for bed， the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says： "I'm sorry honey， I've got a gynecologist ap...
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- 英文笑話:Polish dick
- A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to a gorgeous woman. They exchangebrief hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks he...
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- 英文笑話:6 shots
- A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you？" the bartender inquires. "I want 6 shots of Jagermeister，" responded the young man. "6 shots！ Are you celebrating some...
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- 英文笑話:Room1221
- A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk， he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does， his elbow goes into her breast...
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- 英文笑話:Brain Teaser
- There were 2 island in the South Pacific……The 1st island was filled with chics， the other was only 5 men. After years of waiting， all of them wanted to get across the island and screw all the...
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- 英文笑話:Asian Breast
- A group of Asian women were visiting a village located in South Africa. They came across a booth selling human breast. One of the Asian lady asked the butcher， "Why are you selling women's brea...
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- 英文笑話:Older Woman
- An older woman will never wake you up in the middle of the night and ask you， "What are you thinking？" An older woman doesn't care what you think. An older woman always carries a condom in he...
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- 英文笑話:Spagetti
- A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward， she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know， gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have...
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- 英文笑話:Breast Feeding
- A young woman， who's always self-minded， isn't embarassed even when breast feeding in the public. One day， she and her husband along with her infant were dining in a restaurant. The infant gets h...
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- 英文笑話:Who drink the water first
- When Nuns are admitted to Heaven they go through a special gate and are expected to make one last confession before they become angels. Several nuns are lined up at this gate waiting to be abs...
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- 英文笑話:COMDEX
- The Top 15 Things Overheard at COMDEX 15. 'Oh， come on ―― Kirk can beat Picard's ass any day of the week！' 14 。'Empty the trash cans， someone's lost another retainer！' 13. 'I'm sorry， M...
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- 英文笑話:Real Story
- Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last minute his regular cook took ill and they had to get a replacement at short notice. The fellow arrived and turned out to b...
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