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- 英文笑話:A hole behind
- A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on. He saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and asked if she knew what hole he was playing. She replie...
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- 英文笑話:The Beep
- This is a Forwarded mail from Bank of Montreal Note： This is an exact replication of National Public Radio （NPR） interview between a female broadcaster， and US Army General Reinwald who was about...
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- 英文笑話: Restroom Graffiti
- The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open. Women's restroom， Murphy's， Champaign， IL If you voted for Clinton in the last election， you can't take a dump here. Your assho...
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- 英文笑話: Man vs Woman
- RELATIONSHIPS： When a relationship ends， a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends， and she will write a poem titled "All Men Are Idiots". Then she will get on with her life....
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- 英文笑話:Cow
- There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and he wanted to get them bred. So， he borrowed his neighbor's bull and turned it loose in the pasture. He told his son to watch and come...
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- 英文笑話:A Japanese Student in America
- It was the first day of school and a new student， the son of a Japanese businessman， entered the fourth grade. The teacher greeted the class and said， "Let's begin by reviewing some America...
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- 英文笑話:Three Daughters
- A mother had three daughters， and on their wedding， she told each one of them to write back about their marriage life. And……the first one got married…… The second day， the letter arrive...
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- 英文笑話:The Whale Tale
- A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years...
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- 英文笑話:The Mistress
- A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table， gives the husband a big kiss， tells him she'll see him later，...
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- 英文笑話:Ferrari not Porch
- Julie， the blonde， was getting pretty desperate for money. She decided to go to the nicer， richer neighborhoods around town and look for odd jobs as a handy woman. The first house she came to，...
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- 英文笑話:Wedding
- This was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception， the groom got up on stage at the microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that he wanted to thank everyone...
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- 英文笑話:Sick Disney Jokes
- Cinderella wants to go to the ball， but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden， her fairy godmother appears， and promises to provide Cinderella with every...
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- 英文笑話:Mrs Jones
- One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend，" she said， "I have a problem， my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing...
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- 英文笑話:The Fuel
- One day， Mr Caterpillar decided to hitch a ride to town. As he was standing by the roadside， a family of bees came by in a little car and offered him a ride. Gratefully， he accepted. After put...
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- 英文笑話:Varous Jokes
- A wife finds her husband standing over their newborn's crib. As he watches the sleeping infant， she sees on his face a mixture of emotions： disbelief， doubt， delight， amazement， enchantment. Eyes...
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- 英文笑話:Perfect Trade
- President Clinton returns to Washington after a trip to his home state of Arkansas. He steps out of the plane carrying two pigs， one under each arm. When he reaches the bottom of the stairs， the...
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- 英文笑話:2 Mutes
- There were two deaf mutes standing on a street corner talking to each other in sign language. Mute #1 （SIGN） "What would you like to do？" Mute #2 （SIGN） "I don't know， what about you？" Mute #1...
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- 英文笑話:The Affairs
- The First Affair There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teen-aged daughters. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. After month...
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- 英文笑話:Bambi
- George and Harriet were married twenty-five years. They decided to celebrate with a trip to Las Vegas. When they entered the hotel/casino and registered， a sweet young woman dressed in a very s...
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- 英文笑話:Chauffeur told me
- A rich Beverly Hills lady got very angry at her French maid. After a long list of stinging remarks about her shortcomings as a cook and housekeeper， she dismissed the maid. The maid， with her...
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- 英文笑話:The Height Of Emotions
- Height of patience： A naked woman lying down with her legs apart under a banana tree. Height of frustration： A boxer trying to scratch his balls. Height of Innocence： A teenager girl applyi...
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- 英文笑話:Chewing Gums
- An American tourist in Bangkok went to a Thai Restaurant and ordered a steamed prawn as the main course. After finished， he called the Thai waiter. He asked the waiter "what do you do with t...
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- 英文笑話:The new tax law
- The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis.This is due to the fact that 40% the time it is hanging around unemployed， 30% of the time it is hard up， 20% of the time it is pi...
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- 英文笑話:Two Cannibals
- Two cannibals， a father and son， were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path. Before long， along came this little old man....
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- 英文笑話:Generation Gap
- An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young man with spiked hair came over and sat down beside him. The boy's hair was yellow and green and orange and purple. He had black makeu...
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