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- 傳教士的講題
- A preacher was asked to give a talk at a local women's health symposium. His wife asked about his topic， but he was too embarrassed to admit that he had been asked to speak about sex. Thinking...
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- 在空中
- Matt and his wife lived in the country. Matt was very stingy and hated spending money. One day a fair came to the nearby town. “Let's go to the fair， Matt，” his wife said. “We haven't been...
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- 招客有方
- At the cleaner's， I noticed the sign “In by 10 a. m. ， out by 5 p. m. ” so I told the owner that I wanted to pick my clothing up at five. “it won't be ready，” he said. “But your sign says...
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- 問題出在哪里
- A Japanese company and an American company had a boat race， the Japanese won by a mile. The Americans hired analysts to figure out what went wrong. They reported that the Japanese had one perso...
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- 靶子
- My cooking has always been the target of family jokes. One evening， as I prepared dinner a bit too quickly， the kitchen filled with smoke and the smoke detector went off. Although both of my chi...
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- 郵政快遞
- My husband asked me to go to the post office to mail his resume in anticipation of a job interview. He instructed me to send it the fastest way possible. Struck by the urgency in his voice，...
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- 終身保修
- 終身保修After burying his mother nine months earlier， a client of the local mortuary finally had enough money to purchase the expensive coffin he'd originally wanted. So we exhumed the body and tra...
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- 我保證它很新鮮
- 我保證它很新鮮 A new restaurant opened in our town， so my husband， Walter， and I decided to try it. As the waitress took our order， Walter asked if the coffee was fresh. "I'm sure it is，" answer...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 健忘的教授
- 健忘的教授 No doubt about it， my fellow monk， Father Martin， was a bit of an absent-minded professor. He often filled in for sick priests at other parishes， and one Saturday he found himself on...
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- 哪有人能彎腰彎那么低的啊
- 哪有人能彎腰彎那么低的啊？ Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved， jovial man. But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of him ―― his height. Or， sh...
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- 刮頭
- Recently， a man walked into my barbershop asking how much for a haircut. "Eight dollars，" I answered. "And for a shave？" "Five dollars." "All right，" he said， settling into the barber c...
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- 超速
- Traveling salesmen make their living visiting as many customers as possible. So speeding to get from one appointment to the next is not unheard-of. Which is how I got pulled over by a highway...
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- Lucky Number( 幸運數(shù) )
- Frank believed that five was his special number. 弗蘭克相信，5是他的幸運數(shù)。 He was born on May 5， had five children and lived at 555 East 55 Street. 他生在５月５日，有５個孩子，住在東５５街５５５號。 At...
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- What Was It She Wanted？
- A store manager heard a clerk tell a customer.“No，ma'am， we haven't had any for a while， and it doesn't look asif we'll be getting soon.” Horrified，the manager came runningover to the customer a...
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- An Explanation of Tardiness
- In some Government offices the clerks， upon arrival in themorning， have to sign their names in an“attendance book”。This book provides space for signature， time of arrival， and“remarks”。 Ten...
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- Accident
- Workman：“Mr.Brown，I should like to ask for a smallrise in my wages. I have just been married.” Employer：“Very sorry，my dear man， but I can't helpyou. For accidents which happen to our workmen...
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- The Joke
- Sir William Thompson was very deaf but he did not like people to know this. One evening he had invited several friendsto dinner， and while they were sitting at the table， one of thefriends told...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Drive On
- Seth Smith was reckoned the laziest man in town. Sotired had the authorities become of contributing to his supportthat they decided to consign him to a living tomb. Accordinglyhe was prepared...
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- Bishop Creighton
- Creighton was going along a West End square when hesaw a little fellow trying to reach the knocker of a large house. “Can't you reach up so high？”queried the Bishop kindly. “No， sir，” s...
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- Horne Tooke
- George Ⅲ asked the once wellknown wit， Horne Tooke，whether he could play cards. “Your Majesty，” replied Tooke，“ I am a mere childwhere cards are concerned. I cannot even tell a King from aK...
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- Dumas
- One day a man was taunting Alexandre Dumas，the greatFrench novelist，with his ancestry. “Why，” snarled the fellow，“you are a quadroon；yourfather was a mulatto，and your grandfather was a negro....
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- A Life for a Life
- The English author，Richard Savage，was once living inLondon in great poverty.In order to earn a little money he hadwritten the story of his life，but not many copies of the bookhad been sold in the...
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- Wilberforce
- Wilberforce stood for Parliament on one occasion， and hissister helped him with his election campaign. The Bribery andCorruption Acts had not been framed in those days ； consequently， the sister...
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- Hogarth
- The great painter was asked，one day to paint a picture of“Pharaoh crossing the Red Sea”。A little while after the picture had been commenced，a hitch arose over the fee，and Hogarth found that he...
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- Winston Churchill
- A member of the House of Commons got up in a debateand said that Winston Churchill was evidently suffering fromberiberi，as a sign of that disease was a swollen head. Afterwards Churchill cor...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
