健忘的教授
健忘的教授
No doubt about it， my fellow monk， Father Martin， was a bit of an absent-minded professor. He often filled in for sick priests at other parishes， and one Saturday he found himself on a train to a new destination， frantically searching his pockets for his ticket. "Forget about it， Father，" said the conductor， recognizing him as a regular. "I'm sure you paid for a ticket." "I can't forget about the ticket，" Father Martin replied nervously. "I need to know where I'm going."
毫無疑問，我的同事、Martin神父是個有點(diǎn)健忘的教授。他經(jīng)常到別的教區(qū)給生病的牧師替班。一個周六，他又坐火車出發(fā)了，但到驗(yàn)票時，他卻怎么都找不著放在衣服口袋里面的火車票。因?yàn)槔献疖?，列車員認(rèn)得教授，因此對他說，“不用找了，我想你肯定已經(jīng)買過票了?！薄拔业冒哑闭页鰜怼?，Martin神父不安地回答?！拔业门宄沂且ツ摹?。
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