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- Business Joke (46)
- Did you hear about the problems in the Woodworkers Union? A radical group broke off and formed a splinter group.更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事,請繼續關注 英語作文大全幽默...
2018-12-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Business Joke (47)
- Q:What did the CEO from Arthur Anderson tell the Senate committee when asked about“cooking”Enron‘s books? A:“It‘s Shake-n-Bake and I helped!”更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默...
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- Hoping to excite student
- New Year Resolution新年新決心 Hoping to excite student interest in our reading center, I asked each teacher to write a New Year's resolution on a special form and send it to me. After I pos...
2018-12-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Business Joke (48)
- A traveling salesman was held up in the west by a rainstorm and flood. He e-mails his office in NY:“Delayed by storm. Send instructions” His boss e-mails back:“Start vacation immediately”...
2018-12-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Clinton Joke (1)
- Bill,Hillary and Vice President Gore were on their way back to Washington on Air Force One,when Bill said“I‘d like to drop a $100 bill out of the plane and make one person very happy”。 Hi...
2018-12-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Promotion
- Promotion升職 Our son, Chris, is a premed student at Georgia Southern University in Statesboro. He is fortunate to have a job in the research lab, where they are studying Lyme disease. Rece...
2018-12-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Clinton Joke (2)
- Bill and Hillary Clinton go to a Yankees game together. They had VIP seats in the first row. All of a sudden,a secret service agent comes up to Bill and whispers in his ear. A few seconds later...
2018-12-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Shopping On Line
- Shopping On Line網上購物 I saw a lady at work today putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. I inquired as to what she was doing and she said she was sho...
2018-12-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Too Polite
- Too Polite太有禮貌 A woman who frequented a small antique shop rarely purchase anything, but always found fault with the merchandise and prices. The manager and her salesclerk took the woma...
2018-12-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Clinton Joke (3)
- Three Boy Scouts,in uniform,were fishing in a boat one day when they heard cries for help. They followed the sounds and found another boat capsized as a man struggled to keep his head above wate...
2018-12-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- I Am Acting Like a Lady
- I Am Acting Like a Lady我要表現得象位女士 One day when womens dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon f...
2018-12-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Clinton Joke (4)
- One day Bill Clinton was talking to Hillary. He was going on a vacation and before he left said,“Whatever you do don‘t look under my bed.”So while Bill was on vacation Hillary got curious an...
2018-12-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Clarinet
- Clarinet單簧管 When I played with a symphony orchestra, our union reached an agreement with a major airline about which instruments we could carry on board, and which had to be shipped as l...
2018-12-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Clinton Joke (5)
- President Clinton decided to buy a puppy as a present for Hillary. He snuck the puppy under his coat into the White House and as he was walking down one of the halls he comes upon Al Gore. Cli...
2018-12-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Clinton Joke (6)
- At a meeting for peace negotiations Bill Clinton and Saddam Hussein were in Baghdad and when bill sat down in the conference room he noticed Saddam with three buttons on the arm of his chair....
2018-12-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- A Trip to Disney
- A Trip to Disney迪斯尼之旅 On a trip to Disney World in Florida, my husband and I and our two children devoted ourselves wholeheartedly to the wonders of this attraction. After three exhaust...
2018-12-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Clinton Joke (7)
- One day,a man on a golf course,was having a really lousy game. Just as he was about to hit the ball,he heard a voice behind him.“Ribbit 9 iron,ribbit 9 iron.”He turned around and there was a fro...
2018-12-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Clinton Joke (8)
- Bill Clinton went jogging one evening and came upon the Washington Monument. He said,“George,what should I do?” After a few seconds,George replied,“Abolish the IRS and start over.” Bil...
2018-12-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 解決方案
- 找一個從未準時來上班的員工談話。我告訴她,她的遲到是不能被公司接受的而且其他員工已經注意到她每天早上的晚到。聽完我的意見,她同意她造成了一個問題,她甚至提供了一個解決方案,“有沒有別的門讓我出入?”更多...
2018-12-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- College Joke(1)
- The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students,so too the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody ca...
2018-12-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 竊賊找不到我的
- 我哥哥利奧,他是一個農民,不久前他接到一個保安公司的電話,對方表示愿意免費為他提供一個促銷用的防盜報警器。很高興能收到免費產品,利奧給了對方去他農場的地址。但是送貨的人沒有出現。第二天,供貨人給利奧打來...
2018-12-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- College Joke(2)
- Three college professors were driving down the highway at a very slow speed. A policeman pulled them over and explained that driving so slowly on the highway could be hazardous. The driver poi...
2018-12-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 選得不錯
- 一天,兩個工程系的學生在校園里碰面了。一個大聲地招呼另一個:“嗨!這單車真棒!你在哪弄到的?” “哦”另一個回答,“有一天,我在去教室的路上遇到一個年輕漂亮的姑娘騎著這輛車,她跳下車,脫掉所有的衣服,說,'你要什么...
2018-12-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 第二幕(笑話)
- 一個男人帶妻子去百老匯看戲,第一場幕間休息時,他非常想小便,于是趕緊去找洗手間。 他徒勞地到處尋找,終于發現一個有樹葉裝飾的噴泉,因為沒發現附近有人,于是他決定就在這里解決問題。 他回到觀眾席時,第二幕戲已經...
2018-12-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- College Joke(3)
- There was a student who was desirous of taking admission for a study course. He was smart enough to get through the written test,a GD and was to appear for the personal interview. Later,as th...
2018-12-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事