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- 醉著到家
- 酒吧,一個男人隔幾分鐘就會從椅子上摔下來，很明顯，他醉了，于是酒吧的招待對酒吧里的另一個男士說:“為什么不做個好人送他回家呢？” 這位男士帶著醉漢出了門并領進他的車，其中他絆倒至少十次。他們開車行駛著，醉...
2018-12-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 三個有名的外科醫生
- 三個有名的外科醫生正在吹噓他們的技術。“一個人斷了一只手，他來找我，”一個說，“如今那個人是個音樂會的小提琴手。” “這算不了什么，”另一個說。“一個家伙兩條腿斷了，他來找我，我將它們接了回去。如今，那人是...
2018-12-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 混淆的詞或概念鬧大笑話
- 轉自:zt剛來澳洲時，學習英文，經常因為混淆的詞或概念鬧大笑話，下面是親身經歷的幾例: 一、chicken與kitchen友人在某餐館做廚房下手，被洋朋友問及其工作時，答曰:“chicken hand”（雞手），弄得洋朋友莫名其妙，比劃了...
2018-12-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 女友學英語 為什么受傷的卻是我
- 留學回家，一天我正在看碟，女友又捧了本書進來，說道:給我講講這幾句話什么意思。 女友:這個“i don't know.”是什么意思？ 我說:“我不知道” 女友:你留學了幾年，你怎么什么都不知道！！ 我說:不是！就是“我...
2018-12-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 把它堵在里面
- “孩子，你為什么用棉花塞住耳朵？它感染了嗎？” “沒有，老師。可是你昨天說你告訴我的知識都是一個耳朵里進，一個耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面。”更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續...
2018-12-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- would you please marry me
- 從前有一個王子被巫婆詛咒了，他每年只能說一個單詞。但是，這個單詞是可以累積的，就是說如果他第一年不說那么第二年就可以說兩個詞,以此類推。 有一天，王子遇到了一個美麗的公主，他深深地愛上了她，他想娶她為妻...
2018-12-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Dear wang litte sister
- 轉自:www.lintun.com * 老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪, * 但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書，* 老媽都笑的前俯后仰，經過我們一再催逼, * 老媽終于拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書, * 看了真的...
2018-12-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Business Joke (13)
- A man walks passt a beggar on the corner of the street where he works. The beggar holds out his one hand and the man drops a coin into his hand. One day the man walks pass the beggar again and...
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- Business Joke (14)
- A businessman dragged himself home and barely made it to his chair before he dropped exhausted. His sympathetic wife was right there with a tall cool drink and a comforting word.“My，you look t...
2018-12-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
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- A man wrote a letter to the IRS：“I have been unable to sleep knowing that I have cheated on my income tax. I understated my taxable income and have enclosed a check for $200.00. If I still can...
2018-12-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Asking for a Raise
- Asking for a Raise要求加薪 At the radio station where I worked, the manager called me into his office to preview a new sound-effects package we were considering purchasing. He closed the do...
2018-12-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- I am a Dog
- I am a Dog我是狗 A man walked into the office of the eminent psychiatrist Dr. Von Bernuth, and sat down to explain his problem. "Doctor, doctor！" he started. "No need to repeat yourself, my...
2018-12-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Business Joke (38)
- As a member of an Internet awareness survey team，we had visited a home. The unruly owner asked，“Tell me the difference between washing machine & Internet？”When I was cursing my luck，my colleague...
2018-12-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Love Affair
- Love Affair偷情 A woman was with her lover who also happened to be her husband's best friend. Then the phone rang, and because it was the woman's house, she reached over and picked up the r...
2018-12-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- The Weatherman
- The Weatherman天氣預報員！ A husband and his wife were sound asleep when suddenly the phone rang. The husband picked up the phone and said, "Hello？ How the heck do I know？ What do I look like,...
2018-12-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
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- A man went to a bank and gave them 60 000$ worth of bonds to hold for him and he asked to take out a loan of 1$. The next year he came back to the bank to get his bonds and the accountant aske...
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- Business Joke (40)
- The VP hobbled in to his house and was greeted by his wife.“Dear，”she said，startled，“what are you doing home so early？” “The boss and I had a fight，”he grumbled.“He would not take back wh...
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- There was once a couple named Nancy and Mike Tate，and it was their life‘s dream to have a compass company. They finally saved enough money and started the Tate’s Compass Company. Luck was wit...
2018-12-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Sex or sox?
- Sex or sox？ 性別還是襪別？ THE SCHOOL HEALTH FORMS had been distributed to the students with an error――the word "Sex" had been spelled with an "o". One mother, filling out the form for he...
2018-12-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Business Joke (42)
- Following a miserable year，the CEO of a company called all the Project Managers for a performance review meeting. After giving them a piece of his mind，he asked each Manager to present his/her c...
2018-12-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Business Joke (45)
- When a plague of flying ants caused the performance at a variety theater to end prematurely，the manager sent a message to his agent：“Show stopped by flying ants！” The agent replied“Book‘em...
2018-12-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Business Joke (44)
- Do you know why malt stands are constantly rated best businesses of the year？ They always give customers a fair shake.更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續關注 英語作文大...
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- They are directly from America
- They are directly from America它們是直接從美國帶來的 Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit...
2018-12-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Business Joke (43)
- “I don‘t want a car，”said the farmer to the persistent salesman.“I need a new cow.” “But you can‘t ride a cow along the streets.” “True. But I can‘t milk a new car，can I？”更多 英...
2018-12-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Headstone
- Headstone墓石 A lawyer named Strange was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it. "Here lies an honest man...
2018-12-28 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
