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- Musical Ability
- During a flood in California， a TV writer whose home was washed away discovered he had musical talent. “My wife held on to a bed and floated down the canyon，”he said to a friend. “How d...
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- Picture and Word
- “One picture is worth a thousand wods？” The fact is that one picture is rarely， if ever， worth a thousand words.Some are worth only one： money. Far from being worth more than words， pictures c...
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- The Bells
- The two old gentlemen were enjoying the sunshine on thesame park bench one Sunday morning. They were strangers， but one，feeling sociable and at peace with the world， remarked： “Very pleasant h...
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- You Are Not Forgetting My Bill， Are You？
- The successful man was lecturing to an admiring audi ence. “I must say，” he concluded，“that I owe everything I have to my wife.” “Hey，” shouted a tradesman at the back of the hall，“yo...
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- A London Fog
- It was a very foggy day in London. The fog was so thick that it was impossible to see more than a foot or so. Buses，cars and taxis were not able to run and were standing by the side of the road...
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- The Badge of A Fool
- A certain man reading a book that treated of the secrets of nature， fell upon a chapter in which't was said that a man who has a long beard wears the badge of a fool.Upon which our reader takes...
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- The Indian Who Could Foretell the Weather
- Two men were travelling in a very wild and lonely part of America. For days they had not even seen a house， only a few huts made of wood， or tents made of skins. Then one day they met an old Ind...
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- Joke 16
- One of Nasreddin's neighbours had been abroad for many years， and during that time he had traveled in many strange places. When he came back home after many years， his old friends and neighbours...
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- Joke 17
- Some of Nasreddin's old friends were talking about the young people in their town. They all agreed that old people were wiser than young people. Then one of the old men said， 'But young men are...
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- Joke 18
- One day a beautiful young lady went to a famous artist and said， 'I want you to paint a picture of me. How much will it cost？' 'Five hundred pounds，' said the artist. 'Oh？' said the lady. 'T...
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- Joke 19
- Henry and Mary had just got married， and everybody was enjoying their wedding party. There was plenty to eat and plenty to drink， and everybody was getting very merry， when a very thin， very young...
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- Joke 20
- The Second World War had begun， and John wanted to join the army， but he was only 16 years old， and boys were allowed to join only if they were over 18. So when the army doctor examined him， he sa...
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- Joke 21
- One day a big ship hit a smaller ship while they were both gong from England to America. The smaller ship was badly damaged， and had to be taken back to England， where a judge had to decide who...
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- Joke 22
- Mr. Jones was very fond of climbing mountains， so one year he went to Switzerland for his holidays. After he had climbed some easy mountains， he decided one day to climb a more difficult one； but...
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- Joke 23
- A young father was visiting an old neighbor. They were standing in the older man's garden and talking about children. The young man said， 'How strict should parents be with their children？' T...
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- Joke 24
- Mrs. Smith was looking out of her window， when she saw a truck and a big car hit each other. She ran out to help. There was only one man in the truck and one woman in the car， and neither of the...
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- Joke 25
- The zoo had big baskets for rubbish， where people who bought ice-creams and other things could throw the papers from them. One Saturday afternoon Mr Brown was walking near the cages where the l...
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- Joke 26
- One day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. She was very afraid of mice， so she run out of the house， got in a bus and went down to the shops. There she bought a mouse-trap. Th...
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- Joke 27
- When Nasreddin's first wife died， he married again. His second wife was much younger than he was and they often quarreled. One evening when Nasreddin came home very late， his wife said to him， 'I...
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- Joke 28
- One of Nasreddin's rich neighbours gave a big party one evening， but he forgot to invite him. Nasreddin waited and waited， but no invitation came， so at last， when the party had already begun， he t...
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- Joke 29
- One evening there was a big dance at the hotel in our town. One of the guests at the dance was a man of about forty who thought he was so handsome that every girl who saw him would fall in l...
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- Joke 30
- John liked to wear his hair very long. Some of his friends thought that it looked like a girl's hair， but they never made jokes about it， because John was a big， strong young man， and he did not t...
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- Joke 31
- On Saturday mornings our cinema shows films for children. One such morning an old man took his grandchildren to the cinema. At the door there was a list of the prices of tickets， but he could n...
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- Joke 32
- A small talking dog was a big success when it came to our theatre. It told jokes， sang songs and did a lot of other funny things on the stage. But while it was singing one of its songs， a big...
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- Joke 33
- Mrs Robinson always seemed to be ill and unhappy. She often had painful headaches， and medicines did not seem to make her any better， so that her husband took her to a good doctor. The doctor...
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